Know the best way to regain support for Rice and batter? Put some beef and green beans in it.

Virginia, home of Jefferson and Robert E. Lee, is not Southern? Richmond was the Confederate Capitol, for god sake.

Nostradenton

That you, Billy Beane?

If you're on the bigger side, you have to get on your knees and kinda bend your body at a 45 degree angle. Not exactly the most fun or hygienic morning ritual.

This recent bar, our proctors were going around telling people, "that's not how you make a Z in cursive." Entire floor of examinees felt like idiots.

Agreed. Wrote mine by hand this past week. Personally, I organize thoughts much better with a pen. Sure, I ran into some issues with crossing out sentences, but then again, my messy domestic relations question was at least not lost into the online abyss.

That's why priests like little boys. Because the Gelgamek vagina is three feet wide and covered in razor sharp teeth. /south park reference

"vagina has teeth"

2 "Wire" references in 20 minutes. That you, Simmons?

Know what's great? No more of that silly "Cleveland are stunned," pretentious World Cup nonsense.

Yeah, he's a real dick.

What about the case where you are an indignant homeless person on the street, and said woman is holding in her hand a piece of paper she stole (from your nightstand) that gives you your father's inheritance worth $1 billion, plus the deed to a mansion and a scholarship to Harvard for your children. Woman is…

" is never OK to put your hands on a women"

"But maybe you think a 29-year-old forced into early retirement by a debilitating disease that could leave him with lifelong complications isn't a sad story."

Whoa, don't you force your religion on me.

Guts? LET'S SHAME THE FATTIES

7 billion, divided by 2, now carry the...FUCK WHO HAS A CALCULATOR

Your comment suggests that you're uncomfortable with reading the article.

I am a proponent of most of the causes the black community has fought for. And I think that it's wrong how they've been prejudiced against. But having said all that, I think it's important to recognize that that doesn't mean [you] have a right to [people being] comfortable with you.