It looks pretty much like a regular lamp

Ask and you shall receive! I don’t know what it is - Gaga blatantly shoving him to the side like: Outta my way bitch! Or Leo’s: Ugh yikes! grimace that has me laughing endlessly but this exchange is just gold.

This from a guy who said he couldn’t serve his country because he had a bone spur in his foot.

Yeah, the endorsement deal between Trump and brain damage is definitely a two-way street.

You spelled 98% wrong.

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

At his age, Trump should know a lot about “going soft.”

Literally everything in your statement is wrong. It was allegedly 1,000 MEN involved, not “thousands of women,” of the people arrested only a fraction of them (four people) have been identified as Syrians, and it’s unclear if they were recent refugees (one of the arrested was even an American!), most of them were…

This spam is topical spam.

I would argue we would get a lot more done if we didn’t consider it a lady thing. My husband would probably cut off a finger to get paid paternal, or any at all. I mean, not a useful finger. But still.

I love this. The Jeb!Fish! Killing me.

I have the shells, how do they work?

I can’t wait for DJ MANTIS’s remix collection to drop.

They meant to say 6000 year old rock.

One time, I was just walking through Target, minding my own business, and boom, there was a woman breastfeeding a baby. I was shocked and offended to be seeing that in public.

Has she never played sports? Gone to a gym? Changed in front of friends before going out or for pool/hot tub time?

Oh fuck yes, poet, I will.

Pardon, fair maiden, I’m hoping you will
Attend my abode for some Netflix & chill.

Don’t worry, Rocco, just wait until you’re 24 and you can lie in bed on a Sunday morning, eating three different types of cake for breakfast and resenting the fucked up relationship with food you have as a result of your mother’s crazy diet restrictions. Or something.

That lion spread out on her back at the very top is chill as fuck.