Ask and you shall receive! I don’t know what it is - Gaga blatantly shoving him to the side like: Outta my way bitch! Or Leo’s: Ugh yikes! grimace that has me laughing endlessly but this exchange is just gold.

This from a guy who said he couldn’t serve his country because he had a bone spur in his foot.

Yeah, the endorsement deal between Trump and brain damage is definitely a two-way street.

You spelled 98% wrong.

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

At his age, Trump should know a lot about “going soft.”

Literally everything in your statement is wrong. It was allegedly 1,000 MEN involved, not “thousands of women,” of the people arrested only a fraction of them (four people) have been identified as Syrians, and it’s unclear if they were recent refugees (one of the arrested was even an American!), most of them were…

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I would argue we would get a lot more done if we didn’t consider it a lady thing. My husband would probably cut off a finger to get paid paternal, or any at all. I mean, not a useful finger. But still.

I love this. The Jeb!Fish! Killing me.

One time, I was just walking through Target, minding my own business, and boom, there was a woman breastfeeding a baby. I was shocked and offended to be seeing that in public.

Has she never played sports? Gone to a gym? Changed in front of friends before going out or for pool/hot tub time?

I did just use it! It as amazing. The google is telling me about the time you took a break from rapeing children to pursue animal torture.

Don’t worry, Rocco, just wait until you’re 24 and you can lie in bed on a Sunday morning, eating three different types of cake for breakfast and resenting the fucked up relationship with food you have as a result of your mother’s crazy diet restrictions. Or something.

This is why I love this site, video grainy as fuck? No matter, the Jalops will figure it out.

Looks like a Nissan Micra:

He is the worst for other reasons, but she took off her top and she has breast implants. Come on. Do you really think she was offended? She was prancing around topless. And I say this as someone who is a sex-worker.

Please. She took her top off in the middle of hosting a live tv show. Her tits were fair game. There is nothing offensive about what he said.

I can't believe you still feel that way after Christmas. You must have a very nice family

I’m Chinese-American, and its so funny to me how each countries media reports on the other. In China, where women could own property and divorce hundreds of years before their western counterparts, they see American restrictions on abortions and birth control, the gender pay gap, rates of sexual violence, etc as…