I would say the much higher likelihood is that by virtue of being a lawyer, she may think her and her husband should be able to do/have whatever the fuck they want. Full disclosure: I’m a lawyer, and most of them are A-type assholes who think at least to some degree that they should be able to whatever the fuck they…

Proper bonkers. And I love how she didn't mind until she found out what henna was.

i got coal one year too. nothing else. because i had done something terrible to my mother. something so “awful” i didn’t even know i had done it. she sucked.

• “ENTERTAINING GUESTS BY INSERTING THE WOODEN LEG OF A CHAIR INTO HIS RECTUM”

I saw that!

I would really like to believe that nobody thinks drawing henna on your hands is cultural appropriation. But then of course I also didn't think that cheap canteen food can offend for its lack of cultural sensitivity either.

Rocco = REBEL HEART

So, apparently gummy bears do not blend. Interesting.

How I picture Ellie and Joanna

I love his bits.

That’s a pretty profound statement.

Nothing so far as we know. The concept of time itself may cease to have meaning given that no other events can happen.

Come on. It’s not because he’s a black athlete, it’s because he’s an athlete, period. What other athletes are as well read and well spoken as Kareem? As this article points out, Tom Brady is mainly a fan of Trump because they golf together. Matt Harvey has also thrown his support behind Trump’s golf courses. That’s…

Because he went to UCLA.

That isn’t what he said. (Or at least the way I see it) “He is astonishingly well-read”, not “It is astonishing that he is well-read”

Goddamn, why don’t people talk about Kareem Abdul Jabbar the scholar more? The man is astonishingly well-read and conversant in a ridiculous number of things, and has a number of academic publications. Why haven’t we drafted this guy as one of our leaders in public discourse, I do not know.

Congratulations, you have earned 100 dillars from Deadspon.

People edit images on smart phone screens?! That sounds like torture!

Why are some of the words bolded but others are not? At first I thought it may have been some secret message but it isn’t.

Yes, and not only that but they usually have to lose significant weight (at least 10-15lbs) to walk runways since the required look is different, and that takes time. Add that to contract restrictions re: other commercial work, and the overexposure stigma of contracting for a brand that's basically the Walmart of…