How could there be global warming when it’s cold and lonely in the deep dark night.

I mean, he has been waiting for the end of time to hurry up and arrive for a while now.

He’s 79. Everything hurts and fewer people listen when he talks. 

Hey, being blamed for all the oppression we do is way harder than actually being oppressed!

Well, at least John Cleese isn’t too much of an asshole*.

So people calling people out for misogyny is worse to you than the misogyny itself

Okay, now you’re the one being insufferable. I see what you did there.

You’re the one shitting your shorts in here about how terrible it is.

Oh hey remember when Gilliam took it upon himself to shit all over Michelle Williams after Heath Ledger died? Or when he also took it upon himself to defend Johnny Depp? He’s always been a dick. Let’s ignore him and celebrate far more interesting directors who aren’t dicks. 

oh come on. Some of the things he said were pretty stupid.

Ouch.    That’s a sad fucking disappointment.

Well, you could go the fuck away. I bet that would solve the problem for ya double-quick.

And he wonders why his movies never get released or end up making seven dollars when they do. This must be the age of directors (Scorsese, Gilliam, Phillips) not knowing how to shut the fuck up when they have a movie coming out.

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white men to blame for everything?  just b/c they’ve been in charge ever since the beginning of time?  makes no sense to me.

Nah its pretty accurate. He’s made some of a lot of people’s favourite movies, so it’s sad he’s so out of touch and bitter these days, and his status as a film industry underdog makes it even more disappointing.

Thankfully, you measure your successes by the amount of really half-assed online retorts you make, so you have to be doing pretty good.

Huh? Slow down there tough guy, you would rather just angrily grasp at straws while sounding like an utter tool.

You lead a sad life if that's how you gauge things

Yeah it cuts a key portion of what he said: