Finest kind, Roth.

I definitely wouldn’t deny it. For instance, America produced you, which is enough reason to condemn the whole damn thing.

“I spend all of my time on a website I disagree with complaining about how they say things I disagree with! I am very smart.”

+1 Perfectly stated

Yeah, this is the height of bullshit civility culture — “I’m horrified our concentration camp guards are being rude online! They should be torturing these migrants respectfully!”

Are you sure it isn’t actually Mademoiselle magazine that’s folding and they’re just putting the news out in installments?

This is the ultimate culmination of civility culture -- “The guards at our concentration camps should not be rude!”

I like the way Armdancer thinks

“I am sure the officer has gotten many false alarms”

But remember, bitches be crazy! We can’t let a good man get his name sullied just because one hysterical woman goes around talking shit about him.

What’s even crazier is that they were nearly all just complete misses. There’s only one ball four in there that could have even conceivably been called a strike, and it was most definitely out of the zone.

Yeah, it’s funny — the article about the guy calling Puig stupid brought out a lot of commenters reveling in talking about how anyone who likes Puig only does so because of white guilt or some shit. But the article about Puig making a smart heads up play? Suddenly they’re nowhere to be found.

Shut it down, this is the comment of the year

An appeal to authority is only a logical fallacy if what is being appealed to isn’t an actual authority. Citing an expert is literally how all of research works.

Didn’t Durant also have his college jersey retired despite only playing one season? Could he be setting some sort of record for least amount of seasons played for the highest amount of jerseys retired?

Eh, giving up a homer to “hulking dong-smashing titan” is nothing to be ashamed of.

Actually, I did confuse them for the Godfather. I thought space was a really weird direction to take the franchise, and I couldn’t understand why Marlon Brando wasn’t there. Those movies were deeply confusing until I learned they, in fact, were not part of the Godfather series.

But remember how his career was UNFAIRLY DESTROYED by ANONYMOUS ACCUSATIONS and this was all proof that #MeToo had GONE TOO FAR?

Would that make Russel Westbrook Stalin? Because that actually kind of fits.

Yeah, I’ve never understood this. It’s not 1945 anymore, people don’t need to go to New York to be famous.