To be fair, KD briefly considered the Yankees and Rangers, both of which would be a better situation for a talented basketball player.

“He doesn’t have a bigoted bone in his body”

“Obviously, any immediate havoc this lineup could bring upon the league will have to wait over a year”

“That’s Chappie”

“But until now we’ve conducted ourselves as committing those acts out of “kindness” and in the name of good, Christian, Enlightenment values.”

It’s classic abuser mentality. “I don’t want to have to hurt you, but you’re making me do it!”

Also, no one ever seems to call them on the fact that there has never in history been a good faith take about “what my opponents should do to win.”

But the Nazi and the Empire of Japan were on the same side, so that’s not an analogy that works at all. Maybe if you’d said half Nazi/half Soviet it would have technically worked, though it would still be a dumb analogy and you’d still be an asshole.

In this case, I think both things can easily be true

The lesson, as always, is that you should never listen to sports talk radio under any circumstance. I mean, seriously — who the fuck listens to this shit? Even when they’re not saying wildly inflammatory shit about a guy’s dead son, it’s still incredibly fucking stupid.

But everyone knows if you’re working the shaft you really need to cup the balls

I’ve always thought Dallas Keuchel has the more dangerous name given baseball player’s lazy tendency to just call guys by the first syllable of their last name.

But she has no problem being a dick to the Thai national team and then being a childish dick to people who point that out

“But the left wants to paint her a Pol Pot”

Kamala Harris is a cop

He helped to lead some of the most successful and important revolutions of the 20th century? It’s not that hard to figure out. And if you’re upset about the fact that a military general killed people, you should look into, oh, any American military or political figure ever. Their death totals make Che look like a…

Because in our late capitalist hellscape, recorded music has significantly more legal rights than minority children.

“because you want to hold on to your anti-Lakers superiority”

I wish we could tag groups here, because this is prime Conservatives Accidentally Getting The Point.

Yeah, she’s busy blocking Medicare for All, she doesn’t have the time to support a woman who has been sexually assaulted