“I would rather she do her fucking job right now”

“The former Obama-era head of U.S. Border Patrol”

Well, it’s inexplicable if you think they’re actually committed to progressive causes. Once you accept that many (most?) elected Dems are pretty fine with things as they are, it makes much more sense.

“still is conforming to the laws regarding sex offenders”

I want to smash this article in the fact of every rape-apologist asshole who talks about “lying” women who “after money” and just “making accusations because they can.” They’re arguably worse than this asshole, because they’re the ones who create a society in which assholes like this get away with raping children.

tbh, I’d peg Kissinger, but only because I doubt he’d like it

And yet when you suggest Democrats do the same thing and appeal to their base instead of shitting all over their base in the hopes of winning the slightly-less-rascist Republicans, you’re accused of enacting a circular firing squad and demanding purity politics.

But what if, and I know this is crazy, what if the Democrats actually ran good candidates who excited people? Why is it always incumbent on people to vote for shitty candidates instead of it being incumbent on the party to run candidates who don’t suck?

Yup. Definitely the fault of a small number of people who voted third party, not the literal millions of people who voted GOP. Way to identify the enemy!

Classic -- as it is now and ever was, liberals hate socialists more than they hate fascists

That’s silly — you have to put the team where people don’t like baseball so you can threaten to move to the place where they do like baseball if the city doesn’t give you a billion dollars.

Coolio. Glad you’ve learned the lessons of history that fascism is defeated through polite conversation. I love watching the history channel and seeing all the old footage of Hitler deciding to stop the Holocaust because the Allies were so civil in their discourse.

“far left fanboy sites”

“You have a gun!” really got to me.

The funniest part to me about the “run government like a business!” crowd isn’t their fundamental misunderstanding of how dramatically different the two are, it’s that the vast, vast majority of businesses fail. Like, something like 2/3 of businesses fail in their first year. That’s not a very good model to follow!

It certainly helps being in such a shitty division

Exactly! When encountering a Trump, you should punch them in their stupid fucking face.

Well, one simple answer would be that Democratic party is pretty much just as racist as the Republicans. They put a nicer face on it, but at the end of the day, they’re pretty fine with this, too. After all, the lawyer who is now famous for arguing we don’t have to give kids in our concentration camps soap or…

More importantly, can we talk about how terrible his hair is? He’s one of those guys who really benefits from the cap, because when he takes it off, he looks like he’s trying to be a slightly more urbane Sideshow Bob.

Nerd fight! Nerd fight!