Don’t forget absolutely refusing to play defense because he’s too busy 75 feet away from the play arguing with the refs

Moore is the classic victim of his own success, both in that his style has essentially been co-opted by a metric shit ton of people and in that he mistakenly assumed the parts of his movies we liked prominently featured him. But I’m glad to see an article sticking up for both his influence and how much his earlier…

He looks like he ate Frank Thomas

It’s pretty simple: the dividing line on the court is not liberal vs. conservative, it’s ultra-wealthy vs. normal people. There are no normal people on the court, so decisions which favor normal people are exceedingly rare, even from the liberal judges.

Ooo ooo! Say this again, but see if you can make it even whiter!

Yeah, look at all these Bernie Bros and their purity tests! Only privileged white dudes could possibly have a problem with a Qualified Candidate like Mayor Pete!

“the United States hasn’t been to Actual War since Korea”

“Everyone that rioted in Charlotteville were from out of state”

“or all of Africa. or all of Asia”

“who was just what the times were”

“both of them were funny once”

Sir, this is an Arby’s

Yes! I was waiting for someone to make this horseshit argument, can’t believe I had to scroll this far. Did you see the part of the article about how the women’s team brings in much more money than the men’s team? The argument isn’t that the US women should be paid better than, say, the Brazilian men’s team. The…

“Religious thinking leaves people open to the idea that it’s okay to hold some beliefs without any rational justification.”

Careful, or you’ll cut all the other kids in your sophomore dorm with how edgy your commentary is!

I call it the Slam Dunk zone

In what’s a pretty huge oversight for someone touting her album, this is absolutely no Lizzo’s first LP. Her first LP dropped like 5 years ago, is called Lizzobangers, and fucking rules.

This is just a crazy hypothesis I’ve developed, but hear me out: college athletes aren’t that smart. Not sure if it’s true, but it could explain a lot.

The more relevant question -- could this actually be Kyrie Irving using an alias?

It’s because the influencer is Australian