Is it too early to call him the Sam Bradford of baseball?

Ah yes, single data point anecdotes, the very basis of all scientific data

“legitimately thought its business model was legal and shouldn’t be punished so harshly”

“physically touch someone of authority”

#radtag

Yeah, I mean look at Trump in the Republican primary. He only said nice things about the other Republican candidates, which is why he won.

“The Mayor has nothing to do with gentrification!”

Literally what do any of these have to do with being president. Like, what, in those 7 months in Afghanistan he really got some great practice on policy proposals?

On an article like this I’d only share a quote...

I mean...he’s not wrong

“the guy is well-read and seems to at least try to approach questions from a reasonable perspective.”

Yeah, just like how you made a choice to be a dumbass, and it’s clearly impacting how many friends you have. Which is none.

I love how he ruins his own talking point there, too. The reason he can only take a week off when his kid is born? Because his wife took a fucking year off. His single week, which he attributes to being a rational man, is only possible because his wife was performing free labor for him. Labor for which she isn’t paid,…

The goal differential argument gets pretty weak after, oh, 8-0. I mean, it’s going to take some pretty wacky circumstances for them to have the same record as Sweden but having scored 12 less goals than them.

Yes, and you can always tell which states have restrictive fireworks laws by how many of those things are .00001 miles away from the state border

In regards to #2, there’s a place somewhere in...Indiana, I think (those states all meld together) off the freeway advertising the RV/Mobile home Hall of Fame, and I’ve always really wondered who makes it in there. Like, the first person to drive coast-to-coast in their home? The first person to do a sick wheelie on…

I bet you have a ton to teach us about the difference between pedophilia and ebophilia!

Well, to be fair, the blockade you were enforcing killed around a half million innocent people, so you actually were responsible for many more deaths than those three!

Yeah, I know some of the shine has come off his super prospect status due to injuries and a tough adjustment to the bigs, but it looks like he’s finally getting ready to break out. Give him a year or two to get the bat up to where it could be and he’s a legit MVP candidate.

Wait...is your argument the Lions were good during any time Megatron was with them? Are...are you familiar with the Detroit Lions?