I think it would be easier to swallow his loss than Kouyaté or Antonio. This still blows.

I let out an audible “Nooo!” when reading this on Sky Sports this morning. An unfortunate, but not unsurprising turn of events from Payet. Turning down £38M from China last year and inking him to a massive 5 year / £125K/wk salary, made us Hammers supporters confident Payet would be with us for the long run.

It seems…

Maybe if Trump continues filling the swamp, Swamp Thing will emerge and rescue us.

The majority of Ben Kingsley’s career supports this.

Counterpoint: Bob McAdoo is a bum that wouldn’t open up the offense for Eli, and a defense that couldn’t stay off the field eventually capitulated through exhaustion.

It’s good to hear from the second best Ihenacho in sports.

There are so many at the Undercover Flea Market in Oxford, christ.

Pictured: Chris Berman trying to close his wallet.

Living in New England, most Patriots fans I know want to see Rex coaching in the AFC East forever.

Why does Tom Brady need fancy sleepwear?

Isn’t this bed enough?

“Because white people matter too” was the perfect line to end this one. Sums up their worldview.

Gee whiz.

Because Deadspin needs a soccer writer that can write about soccer.

Or Bip Roberts, for that matter.

The Hall of Fame is nothing more than Curt’s personal Kingdom of Reckoning.

Billy Haisley is the Mike Dean of soccer writers.

Hey now, that tolerance comes all the way from the top with Mike Brown.

I guess, at least he was using something water-based to make it rain this time?

A pretty goal for a pretty man.

I, for one, can’t wait to see Clattenburg’s full-back tattoo of his Chinese Super League contract.