Because having boiling water splashed on your neck, or being in a serious car accident as a child is hilarious.

Wish I had thought of this burner first.

Marijuana is the devil! - Roger Goodell

Tom Brady is actually a fancy dog, thank you very much.

This is how I feel about this story, and the Steelers in general (all of them)

Counterpoint: Harry the Hornet is an English treasure and Fat Sam should choke on his wad of gum.

It was good to see Nordveit FINALLY look comfortable in defence.

He might still be in a job if not for Andy Carroll’s top knot performance yesterday.

Can Bob Bradley organize a defense? The world may never know.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

Odds are they’ll stay up by the skin of their teeth, because that’s what Fat Sam does. Every fiber of my being wants to see Sam get relegated though.

Amen, brother.

Ah, so that’s why he plays XXX.

Oscar dos Santos Emboaba Júnior

Typical Pardew, the same man who thought Hayden Mullins was a better option than Javier Mascherano at West Ham.

Biceps are forever.

- Meyers Leonard De Beers

I look forward to seeing him return in the second half of Duke’s next game.

Does it have anything to do with wearing a french tickler on your John Thomas?

As an only child, I would throw the ball up high into the air and catch it myself. I also did this with a football, throwing 5-10 yard bombs to myself.

Haha! It was more a comment on the quality of content on soccer articles at Deadspin. However, much appreciated.