I guess, at least he was using something water-based to make it rain this time?

We legalized it in Maine, too!

A pretty goal for a pretty man.

I, for one, can’t wait to see Clattenburg’s full-back tattoo of his Chinese Super League contract.

Because having boiling water splashed on your neck, or being in a serious car accident as a child is hilarious.

Wish I had thought of this burner first.

The orange powder used as “cheese” is actually grated off his feet.

I love the casualness of your “I hear the guy who plays Luke likes to do voice-over work”

Marijuana is the devil! - Roger Goodell

Tom Brady is actually a fancy dog, thank you very much.

This is how I feel about this story, and the Steelers in general (all of them)

Counterpoint: Harry the Hornet is an English treasure and Fat Sam should choke on his wad of gum.

It was good to see Nordveit FINALLY look comfortable in defence.

He might still be in a job if not for Andy Carroll’s top knot performance yesterday.

Can Bob Bradley organize a defense? The world may never know.

Grive me a Prince Xizor story with the inner-workings of the Black Sun.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

Odds are they’ll stay up by the skin of their teeth, because that’s what Fat Sam does. Every fiber of my being wants to see Sam get relegated though.

Amen, brother.

Ah, so that’s why he plays XXX.