Oscar dos Santos Emboaba Júnior

Typical Pardew, the same man who thought Hayden Mullins was a better option than Javier Mascherano at West Ham.

Biceps are forever.

- Meyers Leonard De Beers

I look forward to seeing him return in the second half of Duke’s next game.

Does it have anything to do with wearing a french tickler on your John Thomas?

As an only child, I would throw the ball up high into the air and catch it myself. I also did this with a football, throwing 5-10 yard bombs to myself.

Haha! It was more a comment on the quality of content on soccer articles at Deadspin. However, much appreciated.

Where’s the article on RBL’s incredible rise through the German ranks?

But can he do it on a wet Tuesday in Stoke?

You’re a hero.

My cat, Duncan, would likely be willing to lick the cheese dust right off Herr Trump. Yeah, he’s disgusting, but he’s also a cat.

Live Free or Erupt

A Familia story with a Familia ending.

This is the second mention of The General I’ve seen today. The first being on the back of the copy of Excalibur I purchased at lunch.

Fantasy owners rejoice, knowing Michael Floyd will never disappoint them again.

No wonder he’s no longer in the WWE. It’s Cryme Tyme in that gas station and he put a stop to it. SMDH, play the character.

It makes sense, the BCS playoff system is pretty Helter Skelter as it is.

The always dangerous and rarely used Cun-ha-do on full display here.

The first leg of the match looks like it was 3-2, meaning Kolkata won their home leg 3-2.

If Cunha’s team had scored just one goal, and it finished 3-3, they would have advanced on the away goal rule.

And Mel Gray and Brian Westbrook move ever closer to All Time Great return men to be forgotten about.