If she said that it was a stomach virus then why exactly would she put in the the book in a way that made it clearly seem like the guy that was driving her was out to poison her. If she wrote it in a way that said she got a stomach bug that day it wouldn’t of been a whole paragraph of talking about how he kept…

Fuck’s sake.

The irony of the name didn’t escape me.

I got freakin’ Minnesota.

The Trumpian Word Salad is causing my snark drive to overheat.

His inability to understand that his words and actions have repercussions is mind numbing.

My only response to those people.

Jesus, some people REALLY believed that bullshit and are going to be SO disappointed.

I watched this 60 Minutes interview tonight. When Lesley Stahl asked him if he still intended on instructing a special prosecutor to investigate her and throw her in jail, his response was:

I want thr Secret Service to shade the orange menace by giving him the Secret Service name “Day-glo”

Get the electorate to flip. It’s the only way. https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-college-make-hillary-clinton-president-on-december-19?recruiter=549354458&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=share_facebook_responsive&utm_term=mob-sm-no_src-no_msg

SEE

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.

Not gonna lie, I’d bone either of the two unmarried Jonases (not the lameburger married one though). I will report back on the results.

I’m holding out for the “Fuck All Y’all!” That’s how you tell off a group of more than 5 people..

It’s like Halle said “You know my movie The Call? Let’s just do that again but this time not have me sitting on the phone for most of the movie. Also, nobody cares if some basic girl like Abigail Breslin is kidnapped, so let’s make it a younger, cute as hell boy. He can be my kid so I have more opportunities to scream…

But like really... are we just going to ignore the fact that if Trump wins he would literally be the oldest person ever elected president in the history of the United States?

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

What’s worse is she lived an entire life afterwards, so she will be mentally far beyond Jack and will probably be bored and annoyed by his boyish attitudes for all eternity.