I feel like you want this movie to go in One Direction but honestly it’s going in another.

But how did you explain that turban to them?

You don’t think Justin would’ve gotten horrific press from his fan base for playing the RNC? Sounds like Scooter was doing his job.

Sandra Lee?

hold up - is she wearing a diamond AA necklace?????? could my love for her grow anymore?!?!?

Unrelated: I’m gonna start hiding Ghostface in the background of pics just to troll ToddlerNom years from now.

Nah, she’s just someone whose had enough hypocrisy from idiots to put up with more.

Michelle Obama - Zero experience in elected office. Would be seen as an extreme case of political nepotism. (Imagine if Hillary tried to run for President without serving in the Senate or as Secretary of State.)

So it’s not the stuff I put on my hands to get the paint off?!

I really love that Gwyneth has no idea that goop is a word that has existed for centuries, and that it is the brand name of a hand cleaner used by people that do manual labor that was sold long before she was ever born.

It could have been worse...

Can we put Lin-Manuel Miranda on the $10 bill?

I did the same thing to Emma Watson once. Don’t feel bad.

omg I DO THAT THING TOO.

There was no jury.

I can't wait to see what she does with Whoopi's character in the Broadway version of Theodore Rex.

I also appreciate the fact that Cynthia Erivo is the go-to Broadway actress to play characters originated on film by Whoopi Goldberg.

Obligatory FTFY:

Kanye. Obviously.

I owned that movie on VHS. And not because I had a crush on Brad Pitt. Because I had a crush on the really dorky old layer from L.A. Law who was in it. I legit made my parents drive me three hours to see a really awful play he was in for my 15th birthday. WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME?