My bitch face hasn’t rested since November 8, 2016.

Where on the male anatomy do we inject botox to stop men from telling women to smile?

This is why Trump doesn’t venture out past his resort properties and Klan rallies.

You shut your damn mouth.

What she did/is doing is just shitty behavior, and is falling into the stereotype of bi people being ‘slutty’ (ugh, and this is close to slut-shaming fml).
I’m bi, and have been in a hetero relationship for fifteen years, primarily because I truly love my husband, but honestly it was just easier to maintain than a…

How do you know that was advice to you and not to herself? Maybe she had to remind herself that you were all young and dumb and she shouldn’t murder you. 

all i can think of when i see dj khaled is the fact that he proudly refuses to go down on his wife. disappointed in rihanna for allowing him to attend. 

I want to believe that Seth Meyers and Rihanna are BFFs ever since they got drunk together...

Probably gonna be a bit more salty.... “Fuck you, you lazy fucking asshole” doesn’t have the same chorus hook of “Rolling in the Deep” even if its sung by Adele....

Why is only him? And Sean Spicer during the last weeks of his tenure

I broke up with heels about 6 years ago.  Fantastic decision.  Never looked back.  There’s nothing sexy about hobbling around in pain. 

The real problem is that so is such a huge portion of the American population for buying his bs.

Seriously. Why don’t the bags under your eyes look orange dipshit? 

Remember your daily affirmation, folks:

There’s hope! I would have said the same thing about Paris Hilton, but look at where we are today!

The first thing I did when I retired from sex work was chuck every single pair of stilettos I owned into the goodwill box, because fuck high heels, fuck walking in them, fuck standing in them, fuck ball kicking in them, fuck them for ever.

I would definitely watch a tv show about Korean grandmas that are also sicarios.

For humanity’s sake, I implore, I beg, I wish and hope that everyone unsubscribes, stops following, stops clicking, anything you can do to stop this nightmare that is the Kardashians’.

She’s got nothing on Dan Sterling’s girlfriend’s Mistress Visor.