Mercedes seems to be the only ones actively trying to make it better. Their lights are super bright, but they actually are good at pointing to the ground when it detects other cars.

Lets add to that the sudden decision to unregister kei cars and mini trucks that were legally imported in the Northeast. That shit makes my blood boil and I don’t even own one.

Some people are just professionally offended these days.

why not? because the vast majority of people aren’t so weak & fragile that they’re triggered by a song commemorating the country they live in or are visiting, that’s why.

C’mon, “inexperienced pilots” are not flying for the Royal Air force Acrobatic team, or in any other county’s military formations over major sporting events.

WE DID IT!

Q: Why don’t they use Nissan Versas as prisoner transport in Guantanamo Bay?

> Will probably be another 57 years.

This seems to be a pattern among Jalop writers these days.  It started with Erik, but now it’s just become a bunch of jaded anti-everything weirdness.  Most of the Jalop writers seem generally angry about things, and I don’t understand why.

Intel has taken some bumps and bruises the past couple of years, but it is a real firm that has earned its place as a blue-chip company (no pun intended).  Conventional wisdom says:  benefit of the doubt / wait and see.

For all the cheap shots you’ve taken at Intel here, I’d suggest that yes, in fact, this is the answer.

I’ll take the Intel announcement with a grain of salt but at face value 3,000 permanent jobs with an average salary of $135k, and 10,000 indirect jobs to at least partially address the ongoing chip issue isn’t exactly worthy of your scorn moron.  I suppose if Intel were to announce a dogshit blog employing union…

I enjoy reading about these people getting what they deserve, but this being on Jalopnik is a stretch. If you can’t even mention the make and model of the car that makes this a "car article" its probably better suited somewhere else. 

Awww go easy on him, it’s a pandemic and shit has been getting real out there for a lot of people. Anyways, what he did was technically violent insurrection and violation of parole, but it should be better understood as desperation in the face of crushing income inequality.

So like.... whats this have to do with cars again? Was he driving a Dodge Viper?

It’s simple, but not intuitive. I guess that it becomes second nature after you’ve tried it a few times and understand what’s going on, like you mentioned. 

They need to have a Bill Hader cameo on Weekend Update.

Wrong comedians, but you get the point:

A 32-year old not-overly-desirable Ferrari with 60K on the clock, no maintenance history, a cracked windscreen, and some weird Texas DOT sticker/Idaho plate/California sale thing going on?

Run away. ND. 

1. Texas Department of Transportation sticker from 2004 next to the windshield crack