“I’m fine guys. I told you, the concussion water works!”

Right? Danai is gorgeous and a fantastic actress. Why isn’t she getting more work? Don’t answer, I already know. It’s just maddening.

I’m sick and tired of seeing the trailer because every time I do I’m like

That’s a pretty big hit to the ethos appeal of this game.

I agree in concept, but it absolutely depends on the world design of the game. The main problem with minimaps, as I see it, is not so much the visual distraction as it is the fact that the assumption of their presence and use changes the way developers design their game worlds. The problem with playing Assassin’s…

That’s impossible, blue base is incredibly difficult to remove, she would have had to bleach it out with at 20-30 volume cream. What a fucking moron. She doesn’t get to say she was punk or any type of rebellious kid. Fuck her and her family.

Rose loses her shit on Twitter and is suspended. Our fucking President loses his shit on Twitter and gets rewarded like some god damn heavyweight boxing champion. This world has gone fucking upside down!!!

The costume itself is phenomenal, but her makeup is the real mindblower. She looks like she could be Gal Gadot’s twin sister....absolutely incredible work.

Totally. Also it help that it’s a big slap in the mouth for all of the New Hitler’s Youth who rap Lose Yourself to have their own idol to tell them to go fuck themselves. 

Plenty of white people have been saying this shit too.

He told his fans who might be supporters of Trump that he was drying a line in the sand, and they are either “for or against.”

Oh god I so hope this is the opening volley in the labor battle that destroys the NFL

So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…

Trump is constantly praising police and fire fighters because if he butters them up enough they’ll let him ride in the big boy trucks that go vroom vroom!!!

They don’t call it “storming” they call it “gathering”.

You can tell you’ve gone too far when even the WWE fans are sick of your xenophobia.

People with rat faces shouldn’t call others “vermin”.

Man, I really loved waking up hungover and watching Sasuke re-runs on G4. I’m so sad that they don’t air those regularly anymore.

Here's said handler screaming "NO MEANS NO!" at ESPN Deportes reporter John Sutcliffe, and to be fair "No" in English does indeed mean "No" in Spanish.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.