But luckily, the Clinton-obsessed wankers in the political media and James Comey’s morally-bankrupt preening were strong enough to cover for them.

I wonder what these frantic Clinton-haters actually think they’re doing. Like, it’s totally unhinged and evidence-free, but they seem so convinced. How have the classism and sexism of 1992's White House press corps managed to define politics for twenty five goddamn years?

Of course, so did Jeff Sessions. That was just about secret contacts with foreign spymasters, though, not issues of existential import to the nation like adults getting blowjobs from other adults.

Amazing. Thanks for enlightening my dumb ass!

Aha! I read the last bit as “tank the LOO,” which retroactively made it all baffling. Now I’m with you.

See Lee Atwater on what “lower taxes” means to white racists.

if anybody here is a clexa fan and knows of jrot and the determined effort to tank the loo

What gets me about the “Hurr, fat ugly feminist Amy Schumer” dudes is how unconventional a definition of beauty they’re using. Like, she’s a tall blonde woman with clear skin, symmetrical features and big boobs. That’s not even conventional; that’s the conventions.

“People looking at this think I’m some kind of explicit ethno-nationalist, but I’m not,” Jafari said.

I’ll never be in her position, because (among other reasons, clearly) I think becoming a megastar by never publicly discussing my politics is contemptible. I’m very openly making a value judgment here: choosing to avoid offending fucking nazi sympathizers to make your next billion dollars is not a worthy pursuit. If…

At a music festival? That goes without saying.

It didn’t change when I changed the window, which - combined with the perfect fit — was what made me think it was fixed. The headline in the “You may also like” column shows up the same.

Paul’s current ultra-right, full-repeal-or-nothing position on the ACA is cover for not wanting his state to lose the Medicaid expansion, because then everyone who votes for him would die.

Priebus is a Dark Elf

Nah, that’s the usual liberal self-flagellation. Remember, the guy who won did it on the strength of a character he played on TV!

(mostly an excuse to post this picture because it’s adorable)

Taylor Swift’s brand earns her such things as this tribute at davidduke.com(!!):

They’ve chosen. It wasn’t exactly a mystery that Donnie was running as an authoritarian racist, and 90% of (R) voters voted for him. If they didn’t want a nazi in power then they’re too irredeemably stupid to be worth communicating with.

Sure Trump voters are patriots. I mean, the Aryan Nation is something you can be patriotic for, right?

That tweet is deep in Death of Satire territory.