Gizmodo Media Group is totally under the thumb of Big Squatty Potty.

Nah, Kris Dunn is Jimmy Butler. Maybe the steal of the draft.

He’s not really young, is he? Like 25 or 26?

CP3 is an all-time great and Rubio had been a pro for like five years by the time he hit the NBA. I want everyone to shut the hell up about Lonzo, too, but he’s been a solidly average rookie PG.

Kris Dunn has way exceeded expectations. Turning into Jimmy Butler by his second year in the league was more than anyone hoped for.

Winslow could very easily turn into Tony Allen. That’s a pretty OK outcome, even if being able to shoot or handle the ball would be better.

Fortunately you can always make fun of Caitlin Jenner.

Those are pretty gross!

No one typically asks her for nuanced critical thinking, so it’s hard to hold that against her.

Wherever you are, whatever the situation, it’s always the time and place to blame a woman for something.

NBA stars in the past week have publicly called the president a “bum,” “idiot,” “clown,” and “dickhead.” Getting up in arms over their posture during a song because STICK TO SPROTS!! is even more ludicrous than usual.

Has anyone conspicuously not wanted to play with Westbrook? Durant wanted out of middle America and thought the team was overall shitty, but did he specifically have a problem with Russ?

I should know better than to think I can be too outrageous to be serious in a Jezebel comment section.

It was a fight to get anything other than Art of the Deal.

Some Dr. Seuss that Melania should share with her checking account husband:

It’s tough to pick out books when nobody there is literate.

Your 1) is the whole point. Anyone associated with the man trying to undo America should be shunned. They shouldn’t be hunted for sport and that’s the full extent of the respect they deserve.

She wasn’t running interference for her husband’s attempts to end public education.

I think the point was to be offputting, to make clear that neither Melania nor her books were welcome or respected. The knocks on Seuss were still weird, though.

Nothing any Trump does is ever “well-meaning.” These people shouldn’t be welcome in our society; impoliteness is the absolute mildest rebuke they deserve.