I think “Take your ill-gotten goods and fuck off” is the proper response. The important message is that even as First Lady no one from that disgusting family should be welcome anywhere.

Nah. This First Lady is trash and she should never be welcome among decent people. Every gift should be returned to her, every invitation declined, every offer refused. This librarian overstated the case against Dr. Seuss, but she did the correct, brave thing in telling Melania to fuck off.

His books were pretty inoffensive, weren’t they? I mean, his ads were of-their-time racist and his editorial cartoons were brutal, but what slipped into his stuff for kids?

Well, yeah, because they recognize that they’re dealing with thin-skinned psychopaths and they don’t want to have all federal money to their county cut off.

This is an admirably laborious pun.

“How do you think black women feel?”

Oh, shit, I didn’t even notice “anti-white women” in that list. Nice when we can wrap all our moral panics up with a tidy bow of white supremacy.

I totally agree with you; my comment was meant to be a parody of the reflexive “Jezebel loves porn and nothing they do will prove otherwise” on articles like this one, but I guess I made it too believable.

I’m sorry, that comment was meant to be sarcastic! I fully agree with you. Someone always takes whatever Jez writes about porn, including criticism, as evidence that they never criticize porn, which makes me crazy.

We could prevent that from happening by making non-marital sex punishable by death and banning divorce. Not all solutions are good solutions.

This is a perfect parody of the “dude who just read Dawkins, now has all answers” genre.

But it never says porn inevitably involves rape and is wholly incompatible with feminism, so it was basically a kink.com press release.

“Too much Mormon Church making policy” is also highly possible, though.

Of course it’s an engineering school making the most technically-correct-but-morally-repugnant argument available.

Here’s my easy out: If it has to do with sex and the Mormons want to make a law about it, it’s not going to improve the world.

“You are there...you are Mohammad Atta. Why do you think mass-murder-suicide is justified?”

Nah, it’s presented as the teacher being offensively ignorant and thoughtless towards the Black students in the class. And it is! The irony in failing to demonstrate any empathy towards actual people in the room in an exercise about empathy for racist terrorists is American race relations wrapped in a bow.

I imagine SC gets theirs for free from the Sons and Daughters of the Confederacy.

“Why might white people have joined the Klan?” is a basic critical thought exercise. It’s the first-person perspective that makes this awful, particularly when you’re asking someone who would have been their victim to take part. How are the kids going to answer? One of two ways:

I’m relieved that at least one person enjoyed that