I’m so bummed that there’s no story on Jez yet about the Dem caucus in Iowa. Instead it’s celebrity gossip headlines.

The Cliff Notes Version:

She’s an exotic dancer turned model who Drake name dropped in a song, she used that as a springboard to become a magazine cover girl/video vixen.

She was friends with Kim. She also had a child (King Cairo, he’s adorable) with, and was engaged to rapper Tyga. Chyna and Kim had a falling out.…

Unrelated:

I am not emotionally ready for perfect Alan Rickman gifs.

I saw the Rickman news coming into work. It hit me hard. Dude was such a great actor and could make any role he was in memorable. Most will remember him from Die Hard and Harry Potter. But he was great in the Kevin Smith movie Dogma as Megatron.

“Always.”

I want to party with these two.

I can never decide which of them is hotter.

How in the hell were we supposed to choose who was bae from all of those options?

A few years ago I found my iPod that had been missing since I was 16

Highlight of my morning.

Your GIF usage is EXCELLENT and i just scared my coworkers with my laughter. Touche!

This movie set a new record for the earliest I’ve walked out of a cinema. It probably helped that my tickets were free but good god I was so bored. It was so beautiful but I was all like ‘if I just wanted to look at pictures of bleak majestic landscapes for 2 hours I could go on bloody tumblr’

I DON’T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THESE PEOPLE TODAY I GET TO SEE STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!

My husband and I love Fargo, but — living in Minnesota — it’s a secret. People resent the shit out of the whole franchise, and there is no changing that. I keep on meaning to see if I can find out if ratings for it in MN are lower than other places.

This whole season of South Park felt like it was more about (deservedly) ripping metro Denver a new one over all the construction and “urban renewal” that has gone on over the last few years, and the faux white liberalism that comes with it.

Yeah, this season of South Park has been pretty damn incredible so far (I am about two episodes away from what I assume is the finale). Do I agree with everything the show is saying, not at all, can I still find it hilarious and at times spot on, absolutely.

Never watched Fargo but I feel like the criticisms of GoT and South Park in the original post above are more about the shows’ politics than about the actual quality of the show.