“You know me. YOU KNOW ME. YOU KNOWWW MEE. YOU KNOWWW ME!!” - amy poehler, getting increasingly aggressive when a man says he doesn’t know her.

“what’s his name?

Amy motherfucking Poehler! Fuck, she’s so damn funny. I loved this!!

The fact that Meryl Streep has not appeared physically in this show is unexplainable.

Dammit, I know ALLLL the Christmas songs! Why wasn't I chosen, other than currently being nowhere near New York?

Oh god, that’s brilliant!

I think if I were in the physical presence of Amy Poehler, I would just weep. And everyone would feel uncomfortable.

this bit was my favorite part

In the (vanishingly unlikely) event I ever get engaged*, I’d so much prefer a moldovite ring, or one with an insect in amber, or something. I don’t get diamonds; they just look like bits of glass**.

Noel Gallagher: Adele’s music is bland and “for fucking grannies,” but he loves Coldplay.

Mmmmmm. I would like to lick all. of. that.

I really like Skarsgard, but I can already tell this will be a flop and possible career ruiner. The jungle equivalent of Taylor Kitch’s film John Carter. I’ve got to imagine that he’s getting interesting scripts, maybe he took it for the money (back end, toy sales etc).

Christmas has come early this year.

Right! Where do I get my superhero costume? I can be the person who recognises anyone by their posture, even though everyone else recognised them ages ago because they recognise faces like normal human beings. I’m pretty sure that’s valuable...

I’d like to swing from his vine...

GOT DAMNNNNNN.

Hot damn