Madge has been living in Lisbon. Little known fact: Lisbon has THE BEST BREAD in the world! Perhaps she’s been enjoying those sensational Portuguese carbs a bit too much.

I’m pretty sure after 2-3 days I would just assume that I'd been extremely hungover and then got the flu.

My slow metabolism has made the queen of the Reverse Hangover. I wake up feeling good (read: still drunk) and by afternoon I am fuzzucked. I'm over 30 now and I still. Have not. Learnt. 6 days of that could well kill me.

I’m the same way with Channing Tatum and Joe Manganiello. Bodies, yes. Faces, no.

The Crown is amazing TV and I’m taken aback by the ambivalence towards it.

#neverforget

Isn’t Drake dating Rihanna?

Look he can’t hel...

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

Love you Selena, but is anyone watching this fucking trump rally?

He has never dealt w/the loss of his mother & every time the anniversary of her death rolls around he act erratically. Hope he takes a break & gets some help this time. Poor North & Saint

Runaway is amazing. I kind of started listening to Kanye as a result of Gawker snark, actually. So, good job old Gawker. You converted me to a Kanye fan.

It’s got to be such a bizarre existence, the celebrity, the sycophants, stupid amounts of money. And then to add the pressure to live up to his own hype and dealing with just being human - I really hope he’s able to come out the other side and not drown.

Kanye has always blamed himself for his mom’s death, he admitted to it in Pinocchio Story.

immediately upon seeing this gif i now have “she steal my monaaay” stuck in my head

I really feel bad for Kim and their kids.