I prefer my exploitation of vulnerable people when they’re not famous, like Hoarders and Intervention, thank you very much!

Holy crap that look is familiar AF...

this makes me angry

Dream Renee Kardashian

DREAM RENEE KARDASHIAN.

Dirt bag holds no joy for me anymore. Nothing does since Tuesday.

3) Democrats for not putting Bernie on the ticket.

the keys gif!! THANK YOU YES.

I believe it’s pronounced “ver-SAYCE”

Burn

Thanks for giving me a reason to put on “Shame” when I get home and fast-forward to...specific...scenes...

I’d like to see him get behind Indiana Jones, if you get my meaning.

The man literally gives me a tingle in my vagina. How does he DO that? I mean, he’s really good looking. But a lot of men are good looking. But this man is like one of those red and yellow birdfeeders hummingbirds can’t resist. Except the hummingbirds are my clitoris.

Darren Aronofsky wishes to God he looked like he was 50% Fassbender. He’s more like 50-50 Steve Jobs and Ethan Embry.

I feel literally nauseous when I look at Fassbender gifs......from how hot he is.

I miss the days when he didn’t look like he was 100 years old :(

I have the weirdest faceblindness when it comes to this dude... I would literally never recognize a photo of him unless it was captioned with his name, and I have seen like 50 movies he’s in. So strange!

Michael Fassbender, Fassy if you’re nasty