Right there with you. My eyes are rolling so far back they might stick.

i think Jade’s season is the only one I watched (marathoned in reruns on a saturday). She was fucking amazing.

Cycle 6!

I will forever love Eva, for “first of all, I didn’t even know you were a bitch.”

Jade? Oh! You mean the “beautiful, bi-racial butterfly!”

YES!!!!! Jade was perfect for reality TV in her delusional confidence and whoa, Joanie, the blond, was surprisingly cool and together, I thought.

Didn’t Danielle? Win that season? That was my favorite too.I also loved when Caridee beat Melrose, cause she was so stank face and Caridee was so sweet, I thought. Man, I want to watch all the Top Models!

Do you remember a season or so later when Tyra said to one of the contestants, “Okay, Jade.” and the panel cracked up?

omg jade. i forgot all about her. thank you.

I think I’m gonna have to go with religion on this one - hate the sin, but not the sinner. that first gif is truly magnificent!

THIS TOO

I need a cigarette.

2.99 per month.

Ugh. You’ll get through this. Drink a few bottles and go on that trip, sister!

You’ll have more fun on that trip without him. Who needs the excess baggage?

Ooh girl, I feel you. Boyfriend of 5 years went from “You’re the love of my life!” to “We want different things!” in like 5 seconds flat recently. But with Shonda back to distract us and a good, Olivia-sized serving of wine, we will get through this!

You will have a great time on the trip without him. Every experience will be new and you can express how you feel without worrying if he shares the same views or will make some snide comment. Make sure you bring something that makes you feel good. Wish the ex-bf well and in your mind you can think, “Go to hell.” Now…

I’m sorry, friend. What a shitty week.

Having gone through the same thing recently, I know exactly what you’re going through right now and just want to say that you got this - you’ll get through this. Sending positive thoughts your way :)