i still haven’t gotten over the egregious error of casting eddie redmayne as newt scamander instead of lee pace

I’m not one of those people who despises Kim Kardashian. I’ve tried to be, but I lack the will to care about her with any degree of intensity beyond that which I feel for breakfast cereal. Which is to say: essentially nil. I think she’s vapid and self-absorbed but is, on the whole, a decent person who works hard and…

I was so high at a club once, I sucked on...never mind.

Shit I was attached to my bottle

Pacifier for any age. MYOB, people!

I am 30 and I look younger than this child.

I always wondered why neither girl showed any resemblance to their father. Aw, they used to.

Mild??? UHH Ya think??

I used to religiously cover up my freckles with makeup. Now that I’m older, I embrace them. I hope she does too.

She looks so radically different that sometimes I wonder if she has mild body dysmorphia.

She looks older than me and I’m 24!

As someone who loved the books and movies so far...

That would be amazing!! [heart eyes emoji]