No, Elon Musk is a dick. The system is INCAPABLE of passing this test, and is incapable of passing many more tests that I can think of - where a human would be perfectly capable of passing.

Think of an object falling from a cliff (we are in Colorado perhaps - where there are signs that tell of falling rock) - this…

Yeah, adding/changing the stock exhaust, intake and throwing in a custom tune is “heavily modified” <<sarcasm here>>

Quality is obviously lacking; this is not a normal occurrence for a car that is touted as “track ready” from the factory. The fact that Ford markets this car up against BMW M series is ludicrous. Not…

No one is “scared” of them, we are the last country stupid enough to think that driving a manual transmission is “manly” - and just because we get a large enough “portion” of the car sales, we get stuck with half-ass crap because everyone kicks and screams like a baby when the next Porsche/M3 doesn’t come with a…

You insulted everyone’s intelligence by posting a black oval of thickness 3x and another inlaid red oval of thickness 1x - with an absolutely horrendous depiction of any apex for any corner whatsoever.

I thought it was a joke, but obviously not - so I guess I tip my hat to you sir, you slipped through the meme cracks…

Don’t act like you actually have real world experience and post it on the internet thinking people will agree with you. As for talking down to people... didn’t You do that with your first post. You know, the one I replied to.

LOL - last great BMW driver’s car? What about an E90 M3, or maybe an E46 M3? They are driver’s cars - not powered with a twin turbo engine that has the lag of a 56k modem.

I am so tired of people comparing BMWs era of turbocharged cars to a proper S engine (pre-turbo) - the engine used to come first, now it’s just…

Here I was thinking a u-bolt broke on the leaf spring and the axle walked back pulling apart some splined driveshaft...

Headline should be: “45 year old universal joint breaks under stress.”

LOL - you are an idiot, you really are. You are basing your opinion on your experience with an independant repair shop, and a car that can’t and shouldn’t be compared (a 535 to an M5). You understand they are completely different cars, right?

A CANBUS failure at the “main module”, egh? You really have no fucking idea what you are talking about, do you?

Buy quality next time, and don’t get your panties in a twist because you couldn’t afford the car you bought. :)

Yeah, why buy one of the best overall cars in the entire world hands-down, just because of what other people think. Remember the small penis comment? Another hint...

BTW - the e60 M5 runs the following 0-100 MPH in 9.2 seconds. You talk about 0-60 like this matters in today’s age of 400-500+ HP cars. You do understand…

Yeah, because buying the car with the transmission the car was DESIGNED for would make someone dickless. Let me tell you what makes a man dickless; thinking that it’s SO COMPLEX to operate a manual transmission - that they are automatically SUPERIOR drivers.

You know we are the only idiots/country that want a manual…

In a few years, all the cars will be “green screen” green. Sponsorship will be digitally projected on the cars generated by the market in which the race is broadcast. Ads will be targeted by the same algorithm that generates ads on your Facebook feed. NASCAR will probably lead the way.

This guy in his old school hot rod who got tired of hearing Honda’s rev their engines. Jump to 20 seconds for the fun

Would love to see the US navy statement issuing the apology on this!!! Oh wait... horseshit doesn’t make reality.. just a stinky mess all overthe hands of the guy throwing it....fucking really? The us navy seals dug bullets out of innocent people and then the us navy/govnt/pentagon issued an apology for it? ... you…

Absolutely needless to say, your lesson is that you should learn how to read... Needless to say, I am second-guessing myself editing this post and wondering if you are being serious, or just re-trolling... I’ll take my chances.

Needless to say, if you think (for even a nanosecond) that I was being at all serious with…

Almost thirty years ago, my father (whom I was very angry with at the time) had a decent sized heart attack and died while we were watching TV together. Absolutely needless to say, it was Superbowl 44 (XLIV), but that’s a whole ‘nother tale to tell for some other time.

Needless to say I was not very happy with the…

Yeah, good work! Get em! Throw em’ all in jail! Raise taxes, and add many more government agencies to tackle this large issue plaguing the nation.

I cannot believe the sympathy the EPA is getting on this one from all places, Jalopnik. This is exactly the problem with everything these days, over-regulated and removing any freedoms once cherished by people. Confirm or die...well, not die, but you get the picture.

I don’t even know where to begin. You are an engineer, but don’t know if there is an equivalent of a Joule in Imperial? You are an engineer (mechanical much less) that uses the fucking Imperial system? Are you on crack?

You have NO fucking idea what you are talking about. A newton meter and a JOULE are COMPLETELY…