“Security Wiill escort U out”

You mean you’re not a handsome single male who owns an amazing condo by yourself in a major metropolitan center? huh.

“Security Wiill escort you out.”

You misspelled “bathroom” there at the end

That trailer deserves a good laugh, honestly. Go for a walk with the dog and take in a gorgeous sunrise? Nah, let’s play a video game. Go hang out with people at a party I was invited to? Nah, let’s bring the video game and disrupt what they were doing. Play some basketball with buds? Let’s play digital basketball…

security wiill...

Great, like my grandma needs another switch.

“Justin, you’re fired. Security will escort you out.”

so passe, 2 minutes ago.
Where you posing in that photo?

Chances are your Popplio will be a boy.
Most starters are boys with low chances of being girls. having a girl makes it too easy to breed them :P

(jk!)

THAT WAS AWESOME.

You need an anchor, this generation his you covered.

Huh, the Ultra Beasts really do look remarkably similar. I have a feeling Sun and Moon is going to involve no small amount of “Playing God” stories

Be careful who you call ugly in high school

Screaming at the TV “Match the 5 blue ones, moron!” will be this generation’s...

Fuck another Fire Fighting...guess I’m giving that Owl some love this time around.

Until they open the door to leave.

Plot twist: the pilot was Helmut Zemo.