Its not that fucked up. People should be careful. Its not placing blame on him. But he in no way should be surprised he got mugged....in central park....past midnight....wearing a display of expensive phones strapped to him. He was literally doing everything right....if he was trying to get mugged lol.

So, it was past midnight, in Central Park, and this dude was walking around with a bunch of phones strapped to his body, not paying attention to his surroundings... and he’s surprised he was mugged? Moron is lucky to be alive.

Still waiting on the NYPD push notification telling me to be suspicious of every late 20's black man with red shorts.

“Mugger, use Sucker Punch!”
“It’s super effective!”

If I recall, Kotaku had an article on the topic before. It had something to do with “Kit Kat” sounding a lot like a good luck phrase, so people started buying them for students before their big exams. Then it took off from there.

I don’t understand the Japanese obsession for Kit Kats. They’re good but so is pretty much every candy bar. I was wondering if maybe they were created in Japan but turns out that’s not true. They were created in England and are sold internationally through Nestle except in the US where they’re sold through H.B. Reese…

Once again America or the Land of Chocolate fail to build such a thing. Disappointed!

I think we need to set up a battle between these two.

I don’t know about you but I’ve always wanted a concussion.

For anyone wondering, Liberate tuteme ex inferis translates from latin to “Save yourself from this hell”

I’ve been commenting on Kotaku for 7 years but I guess I’ve been somehow missing out on all the anal action happening. You have lifted the blinders from my eyes.

I take it you’re new here; when *aren’t* people going all-out anal? If there’s anything people are into around here, it’s anal.

4K graphics will be so clear, it will allow us to see things our frail human bodies can’t comprehend. We will enter a hellscape of crystal-clear visuals that will destroy our minds with perfectly-rendered madness.

I’ve actually seen a police car take every turn needed to go to every pokestop down a road xD I mean he stopped but still, he was probably pokemanning or looking for people driving and pokemanning... but then again... some parking lots didn’t really have any cars so... xDDD

if we’re going to get anal

Liberate tire me ex infer is means save me from hell

Let the hate flow through you!

Someone Put Harambe In Street Fighter, Because Why Not

Hummm, the video link for No. 1 was my suggestion.