*Tim Canterbury-style

If your takeaway of that hatchback is that it looks even REMOTELY “good” then you’re drowning in the Mazda fanboy Flavour-Aid.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

Fact. Cars eat beets.

Chaotic evil: Florida man

The Yugo gets shit from Americans and pretty much Americans only. In places like Europe, Oceania, or Canada, the Yugo wasn’t the only car from the Eastern Bloc that you could buy. Take this prehistoric Top Gear segment for example;

I was about to say that they should bring back the Roadster, but apparently they already did that in 2015. It had last been manufactured in 1999. Probably the only time that a manufacturer has brought a car back from the dead after 16 years.

The Roadster was the shit in that game, especially when you hadn’t unlocked the better cars like the GTR-1 or the Aston, but the GTR-1 was always a bit of a handful.

Be grateful. At least, unlike Canada, you didn’t get the slap in the face that was the Swift+.

Out of all the dealerships that were specifically named and shamed in the list of companies that contributed to Kenny, apart from one or two, almost all of them are dealerships selling Japanese cars. Most notably one of Edmonton’s two Subaru dealers (although both dealers in the city are owned by the same person).…

de tomaso deauville 3.0 when

The reason the 2000GTX existed was because Mitsubishi had no dealer network in Canada until 2002. So they sold the Galant via Eagle and Dodge instead;

Freightliner still sell the Argosy, but you have to provide your engine (only available as a glider kit).

Because the world is a cruel and terrible place. Leyland Trucks also had a go in the 70s, but because it was a British Leyland creation, it went nowhere. 

They do.

Do not fret though! West New Zealand, a country known to some as Australia, still has the Chrysler brand. And they get the regular 300 too, not just the SRT.

It’s Afrikaans, hence the steering wheel being on the wrong side.

Spelling Tories with two Rs really triggers me. Please delete this. Thank you.

So basically the same idea as the Laurin & Klement trim on certain Skodas. Just a lot fancier.

Also does Edmonton not have trains?