Could they not have, I don’t know, considered just.. you know, trying to change the name and see how it went?

Have them sit on the toilet and throw up into the bucket. If it’s diarrhea, honestly? Put an extra absorbent pad in their undies to catch any whoopses. 

I cannot stress enough... Train. Your. Child. To. Pray. To. The. Porcelain. Goddess. It’s no good before the kid is four or five or so, but it can be done. My 7 year old has been taking herself off to the bathroom to throw up since she was five (well, unless it takes her really hard and fast in the middle of the…

Of course this will not turn the tide and bring us any closer to a Clinton presidency... that said, I’m taking this as at least a sign that SOME Republicans care more about America and their fellow citizens than about naked power grabs and calcifying of power. That progressives will not be the ONLY voices against…

Screw waiting 4 years. Midterm elections are in two. TAKE AWAY THE HOUSE AND SENATE FROM THE REPUBLICANS. Voter turnout is low at mid terms, those who show up make the decisions.

It’s an acronym for “Die In A Fire”

Heck, they’re not just leaving MN Nice at home, they’re removing the ‘Passive’ from the ‘MN Passive-Aggressive’ and just going feral on her.

I want to take a moment for those who live outside of Minnesota to try and express How Very Seriously And Deeply the people here take the Wetterling case. I moved here in 2000, and it was mere weeks before it was explained to me that one left one’s porch light on for Jacob, and how his disappearance was a loss of…

I keep saying, if the MET can live simulcast full Operas to movie theaters across the country (and I think the world?) I don’t see how it’s not a feasible thing for Broadway shows to do. It seems like it would be a great way to make more profit while not really cutting into the ticket purchases? I mean, I’d happily…

Oh the many ways that you are wrong:

I can only assume that the drive to do this is borne from something between a) getting a rise out of grossing out/accosting women (see also: flashers, street harassers, etc) and b) the thought of ‘I would really love it if any woman sent me a picture of her boobs and/or crotch, so obvs women would love if I did the…

I think it is in the way of ‘we are going to let the other women in your life know how poorly you are treating women’.

You can’t text message breakup. There’s even a song about that:

-You don’t notice the weight because weight gain happens at this age, frequently. And she might not have put on that much. Women do not always show a lot.

Hubby has lots of geeky t-shirts, had them before we had a kid (when he was 46 and I was 40). What’s the matter with that? Since he probably put on the first thing he could grab that was comfortable as he rushed his wife to the emergency room, it makes sense he’d grab a t-shirt.

No reason to feel bad for the kid, none of us are promised tomorrow, let alone decades. She could have 20 year old parents and lose them when she’s a teenager. There was a couple over this halloween in their 30’s who died in a car crash. Their youngest is 4 and their oldest is 13.

Try having this fun issue (which I found out when I got pregnant and didn’t know for almost 6 months): My urine tests, even in the doctors office, were all negative. Only the blood test showed HcG. Which means I have never had an accurate pregnancy test IN MY LIFE. College became retroactively terrifying. Doesn’t help…

She could have given it all to charities they hated in their names?

The comic has a (comedic, true) footnote saying that an awful lot of squirrel-based things happened to Maureen Green during her pregnancy with Doreen. Honestly, I’ve always preferred the thought of SG as a Spider-Man-like mutation rather than a True Mutant.

Well, canonically, she is the nanny to Luke Cage and Jessica Jones’ baby. So that’s definitely a Netflix series she could end up being on. Also, I’ve heard some talk about maybe an animated show coming up? If Marvel/Disney decides to aim something at tween/teen girls (think DC’s new Super Hero Girls), something with…