Having the NCAA investigate MSU is like having the Committee of Public Safety investigate reports of beheadings in Paris.

I’m guessing getting tased wasn’t the Plan B he was after

Tasing is one thing, but the other form of police currency is far more prevalent.

I bet these sorry NBA officials didn’t even call that a charge.

I read this in Eminem’s Slim Shady voice and his My Name Is flow. It only seemed fitting, for some reason.

Oh please. Lots of people spell hors d’oeuvres wrong.

Having been to the last few of these dinners, my one takeaway is just how bad the food is. This year the Steak Tartare was unbelievably stringy and chewy. The year before the Tenderloin Strips were so tough you could barely cut them with your knife.

It’s borderline offensive to not invite Gun Runner, who was truly the glue that held the horse racing world together this year.

The nominees were invited, but they all said neigh.

This is what I thought.

I see you and raise a Skitchin.

Where the fuck is Skitchin’?

Dreamcast?!?

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Crazy Taxi is going to be free next month for Xbox Live Gold subscribers.

CrAAAAAAAzy Taxi!

That soundtrack!

With the surplus of qualified quarterbacks in the NFL, I’m sure this will not be a problem. There must be dozens of professional quality Quarterbacks in the country just waiting for a call.

By gawd that’s Jeff Fisher’s music!

The XFL: Now With Completed Passes (Maybe)