“So I got to work on my relationship with The Mej and trying to even the keel out. I gotta learn how to deal when I get my Salah tossed.”

1. Cut all the brownies and place them on a plate.

Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.

Is that what happened to the Liberty Bell?

Nice change of pace to see a Philadelphian subjected to a battery.

this is an excellent metaphor for my life

Gronk Questionable to Return

I would have thrown out the frig.

It doesn’t look so bad, Rondón just kicked him in the back of his second knee on his right leg. Wait a minu... 

Oh man. That’s just awful. I feel bad for both of them.

I’m sure Trump’s team will say this is all a big Nothinglisberger

“Because just like the clock in England, my clock is covered covered in grey fog.”

Either way, you’re getting someone who’s spent a little time sitting courtside at Barclays.

If you trust The Process and avoid making short-term trades, maybe you get Beyoncé.

There is no way in heaven or hell that Gronk doesn’t play Mongo in any possible remake of Blazing Saddles.

This is why I don’t dunk. This right here.

Well he didn’t go into a weird tent on the sideline so I don’t know how they could possibly know if he had been concussed or not, so they should probably have just thrown him right back into the game.

Bitch please. Jay Cutler looked at that dead ass dolphin and was like, “I choke harder than that in the preseason, bro.” He then threw a pick six to the already dead dolphin.
Dude’s elite.

Shit, you think you’re smart, you follow all the sites, you read all the important news and then you find out you’ve been wrong about Jay Cutler’s nickname all along

“We’ll see YOU at the Tequilla Cowboy tonight!!”