Might as well just shut down Kinja for the day. Nothing is gonna top that comment…

“See that seat in the upper section there? That is where I want Bell to stand for this pitch sweep on the 4th and one.”

“Over there, see that? There’s the door that they hope won’t hit me in the ass on my way out. “

“Don’t you see? There, the one with the sign that says BEN HAS A GRAY DICK”

“Hey, I don’t think that woman has accused you of sexual shenanigans yet. There’s one in every crowd, Benny-Boy.”

Caption: “Yeah, the guy in the Kordell Stewart jersey, row 10. I kicked him in the dick with my steel-toe for getting the pussy-drip exhaust from his Prius on my Camaro. HAHAHAHHAHA....fucker cried like a little pink clam, threatened to press charges. LET’S GO, EAGLE RIGHT 22 SHERMAN DOPE STACK SIX, FUCK ‘EM UP…

“No, see? Right THERE, the guy in the Chiefs sweatshirt holding the sniper rifle? Yeah, he’s here for me. I feel the love!”

We knew there would be trouble when Haley said his favorite late night snack was tequila and Ben said that he preferred turnovers.

There’s a Premier League manager (forget his name) who was just fired by (forget the team) but it was like the fourth miserable team he’s coached—they bring him in, shore up so they don’t get relegated, and he leaves when they reach mediocrity. It’s a perfect fit for Fisher.

Godzilla > every other movie monster, yes?

Personally, I would much rather go 0-16 and have senseless optimism for next year than have to watch a boring and terrible Jeff Fisher team that is guaranteed to not do anything but scrape out a 9 to 3 win every now and then. I lived in St. Louis (I know) during the Fisher years and that was a football hell that makes…

It’s scary how close this mirrors my marriage vows.

Considering the current success of the Rams is built from a team Fisher assembled that isn’t a horrible idea. What he did with the talent was a crime though.

John Fox is great at this as well. Bears and Broncos can attest to his ability to do pretty decent until it matters

Just because Fisher goes 7-9 all the time, does that mean he’ll lift you (as in Cleveland) up to 7-9???

Oh no. The Browns now occasionally throw a bit of a scare in to opponents. With Fisher, they’d go 0-16 and every game would be a dull blowout. They wouldn’t go from losers to mediocre. They’d go from losers to mediocre losers.

holy shit this is a really good idea.

Your theory has some sense to it. I’m actually thinking this over now.

Two phony rocket attacks in one week.