I have my MBA and over a decade of corporate experience. Here’s the summary of my recommendations:

Even sadder is that he didn’t pass due to the last question, that was always meant more as a joke.

Wait, you wore a bathing suit??? What gender did your parents think you were?

Fleas Near Dick’s Unpaved Areas Prevent Evening’s Fireworks
Thinking About Baseball Recommended As Alternative

What year was this? I might have been lifeguarding that pool then!

I felt a stomach-clenching jolt of terror when your story got to “group of older guys” because I was convinced you were about to be subjected to bullying on a whole other level.

Unexpected bros!

I don’t understand how, as Hazard County’s only attractive female resident, Daisy was not constantly being raped in the woods. Especially by the no account city slickers who showed up every week in their vans.

Like the selection game in Logan’s Run.  Put all MLBers in a hopper, and pull one NL name and one AL name out every week.  That SOB gets four games just because.  

Cooter was convicted of stuffing the fenders of the General Lee with cocaine by an all white Hazard County jury.

“Scooter Gennett is suspended for one game because seriously, who the fuck goes by Scooter?”

Swimmer 1: “Hey have you heard about the protests in Hong Kong?”

“And Suzy died so bravely, filming the very tsunami that took her from us”

... Unlock that door, and you may be headed to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! Assemble the statue there, and you may move on to the Wave Pool. If you survive both the correctly functioning waves AND the accidental tsunami, it may lead you to the Pavement! From there, you must climb into the Ambulance and race to…

So basically every design meeting I’ve ever sat through.

Design meeting attended by only various versions of 11 year-old me

Sino wave generator.

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

Yet another reason you don’t take advice from Kenny Rogers.