Everytime someone uses the term “Quack Trainer” all I can think about is the lack of respect shown to those who make their living doing the near impossible task of training ducks.  

THIS GUY, MARK DAVIS, I CALL HIM DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE GOT ALL HIS WEALTH FROM HIS SENILE FATHER AND HIS INCREASINGLY LUNATIC FAN BASE CONTINUES TO VOCALLY SUPPORT HIM WHILE HE DRIVES EVERYTHING OFF A GODDAMN CLIFF

Apples and oranges since Pete Carroll was actually coaching a professional team in the interim.

anything to keep him out of the broadcast booth

Meanwhile, in a non-descript Shoney’s, Lane Kiffin works on his resume & wonders if someone spat on his pancakes.

Tom, THIS GUY right here, when you have a guy who went 45-51 over his last six seasons a decade ago, you HAVE to throw all the money and resources you can at a generational talent such as THIS GUY right here!

I’m through the first 4 episodes. My girlfriend refuses to acknowledge I exist whenever I watch it, and for about an hour afterward. This is how I know it’s a good show and worth the awkward laughs it drags out of me.

Have any of you seem his new show on Amazon, Jean-Claude Van Johnson? I only watched the first episode but it was so weird and wonderful. Definitely on my “to binge” list.

I’d be more interested in the thoughts surrounding Voltaire’s Angry Glove?

I would think a more pertinent question would be whether or not Schrondinger’s Fist is alive or dead.

Came here for this. Thank you, this is glorious.

Ho-Ho-Ho-YEAAAAAAASAAAHH!!

Due to poor clock management most of Scandinavia won’t get their presents until the 27th.

Word has it, his OC wanted to be a dentist.....

And the next day I follow the ice cream man and pull him through his stupid little window for selling me a defective popsicle?

Is that something like being a rapist?

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

Jameis Winston standing there by himself trying to look hard after none of his teammates made the slightest effort to hold him back—when it was damn clear to everyone that’s what he wanted—is a goddamned Christmas miracle.

Agreed—my favorite color is plaid.

He’ll be a key contributor to their staph.