“No, I said one day I’m gonna steal your can, sir! Be patient!”

I was going to say something shitty, but making fun of Charlie is such no-brow humor.

He’s got a point though, who the fuck steals a toilet? And they stole his appliances? What the actual fuck. Not only does taking a toilet not make any sense, but did they take his fridge and shit too? ... How? If this isn’t an elaborate prank being perpetrated on him, I need to know the reasoning behind it. Surely the…

The police have nothing to go on.

Looks like the work of one Tyrone Biggums.

This is turning into a real shitstorm on Twitter.

It might have been squatters.

Somebody in the NBA is taking “tanking” far too literally.

Truly, a-low-piece-a shit.

“Steve, this isn’t what I meant when I said to go steal Charlie’s shit”

This is a despicable crime. Unless it’s the Mad Pooper, in which case, hats off for the growth you’ve shown.

Chuck, who renovated your house? Cause someone made a key and is a very motivated and resourceful moron who will be caught in the next few weeks

+1 turkey trot

Dead half goes on to win 5 games in 2018.

*Half of Browns roster dies*

This will be news to Dr. Chao

I assume the diagnosis is Lupus.

Yeah turns out MLB uniforms are real baggy and not form fitting.

Who would have thought five years ago that Brandon Morrow would be making $10 million a year as a coveted free agent pitcher and Lincecum would be pitching for whatever scouts bother to show up for his showcase in Renton?