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Schrodinger's Fist
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He kinda looks the same back holding the WS trophy seven years ago as he does now. From 2010;

Boddy tweeted that “Tim will throw for teams at a showcase in the near future.”

Sure, he’s muscular now, but I challenge you to find one picture of Tim during his playing career where he’s not ripped.

As god is my witness, Micah Parsons can fly.

fucking chess players has to be the worst. Imagine someone slapping this after every thrust

Um, how is this a surprise? The entire point of the game is to Mate.

Somebody has been shopping at Herb Tarlik’s garage sales.

Forgive me, I was speed-reading and just saw “Kirk Herbstreit Photo Violation.”

So... we’re not talking about that jacket?

He’s a starting pitcher, why was he even in the bull pen?

Now I’m picturing one of those lootbox kind of deals where some company ships you a curated selection of drugs to boost your lifts and your ability to run.

I love the word jiggle.

impressive

KD just announced that he will be signing with The Larry Nances Juniors

“I wish I could tell you that Kevin fought the good fight, and the Lakers let him be. I wish I could tell you that, but the league is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it...but we all knew.”

Wow. Just wow. Take a star.

With a name like that they might be able to pull Faraday Future back in!

Bear Stearns was an early contender, but blew their motor in the 5th lap. Amazingly, Wells Fargo is still in the race; but wait, here comes Bitcoin on the outside!

Cocaine-fuelled boat rides not included.

I can’t figure out whether your “last sentence” is the one prior to that phrase or following it, which is the final sentence of your post.