As a Mavs fan, and this being lost season, I appreciated the bench guys getting experience. But I am small subset and even I didn’t watch the game. I just appreciated them getting experience in theory.

Seducing an unmarried person sounds like a crime Ashley Madison made up to get people talking to more chatbots. “If they have a ring, don’t worry ‘bout a thing!”

Arnold would still take down Lou and his dad today... but his heart isn’t in it.

IT got fucked by a bee, apparently.

I would give him most of the starters resting minutes, and starts/lots of minutes when you rest players with game off, to finish out the season. I would then put him on playoff roster and would do the same, mostly garbage minutes, but I would also throw him out there in a few situations early when game still being…

Good for USC. They are creating diversity by taking those of us with no coaching experience and giving us a chance. I am putting my name out there as having that qualification too. No kids at all myself, much less superstar ones, but I think the criteria is no experience not that. Couldn’t be. So I shall wait by the…

I. Haas no idea why he would do that.

Pow! Right in the boiler maker.

If you look at the video at :52 seconds Rubio hops over Chriss. In Phoenix this is an insult as it is saying “You suck as bad as stepping outside barefoot onto a Phoenix sidewalk in July.” It was a cultural specific slight.

Future considerations include Yankees paying full freight costs to remove 10,000 cases of Miracle Water from Arlington, TX.

Little known fact. The original title of The Great Muppet Caper was initially The Great Muppet Nude Heist Caper before they decided to make it family friendly.

I have a theory I would like to see in practice that Fisher is the best coach for your horrible team. He shouldn’t be hired by a team with aspirations of a title, but if you are in a cycle of suck and have nowhere to go but up... He gets the team to do fundamentals well and brings them to mediocre and then the players…

Sounds like the perfect title for a Bruce Lee porn spoof.

Pete Carroll won a bet by chugging more Recovery Water than Belichick did TB12 water before the season. Seahawks would have had to sit healthy Richard Sherman if they had made it and Carroll had lost.

Yeah. He went to jail for like 15 years then one day saw in the news he had been molesting all his step kids for several years, plead guilty and got 70+ with no parole this time. Who knows how many else he did it to in that time as well.

As follow up I am very glad my dad didn’t go to jail, but my view of him wasn’t hurt by his actions. In fact it felt good to have someone care that much about me. I don’t know the history of the dad in this case. In my father’s it was a reaction not his character all the time. He did have temper, but was not a…

NBA you have to negotiate it and I think only 3 players have one right now. A lot of players who could get one don’t because they use the capital to get other concessions.

My father did something similar to this. I was molested by a pastor in the 80s (Pentecostal not Catholic, otherwise 100% same pattern of moving churches and covering up so lots and lots of victims) and when it came out he left the police station and went to the guy’s house. The police suspected he might by his…

I was the winner of my grade school Listenbee. Did decent at the Spelling Bee, but the Listenbee I always killed at.

Said in Tommy Wiseau voice “I Canaan look at the injury more than once. I Canaan. I canaan. Oh hai Mark!”