The first rule of Secret Society is we don’t discuss Secret Society. Take this Turd Ferguson fan out back and work them over. But not too much. They like Burt Reynolds jokes, so we will let it mostly slide... this time.

Conspiracy: Martinez Averted (by) Greenwood’s Anti-vote. MAGA.

This was first “Holy shit” trade in NBA I can remember in awhile. The last few big ones were telegraphed (Sacramento looking to move Boogie Cousins etc...) if I remember right so they were headline grabbing, but not out of left field.

Knicks need to hire Kidd Video as they were always blocking Master Blaster’s schemes.

Watching this game and you just instantly knew deep down on first replay. Brain kept saying maybe not, maybe awkward sprain or “just” torn muscle, but gut said Achilles then announcers quickly went there too.

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times. There is no evidence of a comb-over, er, cover-up, umm... no evidence anyone tried to hide anything at all.

Brown: “Don’t Ticket me bro!”
Cop 1: “Did he just use the Meyer request?”
Cop 2: “Eh close enough.”

A horse is horse, of course, of course
and horses are invited to ceremomies of course
unless of course that tour de force is the exclusive Eclipse Awards 

If you go right to the source and ask the horse
did you want to attend, they won’t say of course
they’ll tell you that they’ll never endorse
the equinist Eclipse Awards. 

Oh yeah. Only game that really got played well after the demise of it, but it was a fantastic one.

Crazy Taxi

When I heard they used rap to promote it in my mind I thought licensing “X Gon’ Give It To Ya” was apt and would pump everyone up. What they went with was... different.

In Soviet Russia, pillar ran into you.

Into a refrigerator. I was feeling ill all day when girlfriend asked me to get something from it and there was stinky cheese in there that just overwhelmed me. It took FOREVER to clean it out of all the shelves and underneath the crisper drawers etc... And tossing out good food that was not good anymore. Even after…

Tough break for both guys. And that is punny, but also sincere as my heart feels for both of them.

We aren’t getting the world’s best sharks, we are getting the man eaters who go to Amity Island and again and the ones who fly in tornadoes!

Cabo Wabo Cantina proudly presents Sammy Hagar singing the song Yasmany Tomas’s lawyer inspired by telling him to say on the stand “I can’t drive 105!”

Sources say it was this moment, when Haley randomly pointed to the crowd and asked “Hey, isn’t that one of the women who have accused you of something?,” as the breaking point.

Nailed it. Deadspin comments are the perfect place to dump my thoughts on things like this. Movie monster arguments are fun... for about five minutes, but then it just turns sad. So I come here where the debate won’t be taken very seriously, but it usually won’t be ignored either, and get it out of my system in five…

If I were Cleveland I would hire Fisher and Les Snead. And not joking, because while they won’t get you a title they have shown they can bring you up to mediocre. For Cleveland that is a step up. Once you settle in to 7-9 then get a new coach to take you the rest of the way, but Fisher can do the lifting to get you…

They are actually closer to a collector’s car now. They have basically been rebuilt several times over so they are technically original frame with all new parts.