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Exactly. Not enough time to run to the kitchen or rest room, but enough that your mind wanders. I don’t think it should be non-stop action, but the old rules at least made the breaks refreshing rather than frustrating.

And you are right about cutting to commercials. Depending on length of the review I still seem to

This rule is the main reason I have been watching 90% less NFL games this year than in the past. When it isn’t a head slapping overturn then it is a long delay of no action and more commercials while they wait on replay to break it down frame-by-frame to see if it slightly jiggled. It drags the game out longer than my

If you compare this picture to your gif... why Russell Wilson 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛’𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑒 compared to Stafford! That yet is another reason I think Stafford is the no-brainer better player BY FAR! - Andy Benoit

Two Wrights and one very, very wrong.

“I don’t care what Kyrie told you when you faced him. The earth isn’t flat! Just cover your mouth if you say it. Kyrie is... dedicated.”

When I sit down each day to write in my journal, I tell Him that this day is His and for Him to use me as He sees fit

Outside mag, back again
Bout to stick it to the Secretary of In...

They ruined my “If I see a rules violation, but don’t call it in then it both exists and doesn’t at the same time” routine. Granted I never saw one, but it could or could not have happened at some point.

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A song for your mindset set to the end of Frosty the Snowman:

Fuckity fuck fuck
Fuckity fuck fuck
Wentz is limping from that wrench

Fuckity fuck fuck
Fuckity fuck fuck
Foles is off the bench


St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

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About 630 words. 95% lies according to Markovich so that is 598.5 false words... I want to know what 30.5 words he thinks are true.

Awwww nuts.

He moved from OKC to a location closer to Russell Wilson who radiates Brandbot Particles™. I like Russell Wilson and Kevin Durant the players, but the weird Stepford Wives self-branding thing they have going is off-putting.   

Ditto. For me it was the penalties/rule enforcements. Not the ones related to safety, I am 100% behind those, but when it takes 10 minutes to say a catch wasn’t a catch or TD doesn’t count because “Rule Section AAAA subsection 8 clause 17 wasn’t fully completed before Rule Section BCEF subsection 127...” I just don’t

To paraphrase Sean Connery from The Untouchables: “They send one of our guy to the sidelines, we send one of theirs into the concussion protocol.”