No. Trump is a respected philanthropist. The Wheel party bought a Vowel. Roger Vowel. A mercenary politician who runs for the highest bidding party.
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Not in this universe. His parents were in Niagra Falls when he was born giving him dual citizenship. First accidental “anchor baby president” as his detractors in the opposition Wheel of Fortune party like to call him.
Alex Trebek. Governing by questioning things takes off and he wins in a landslide by telling the public to not phrase it as a party politics answer, but to actually ask themselves “Whom should I be voting for?”
She fell into an alternate universe where a championship Atlanta team ran the ball in the 4th quarter, emulating the success the Seahawks had in winning their second Super Bowl two years earlier.
The scary thing is that I momentarily asked myself “Is this a batshit interview?” simply because he actually answered most of the questions in this one. Normalization is real even when you are smart and looking out for it.
The boos for Goodell were a salve on this wound.
“This is exactly why we need to pass a law limiting disability payments. He will most likely recover, but what if he doesn’t?” - Illinois
“Daddy, why do I not learn the same things as you did? Why do you have to teach me all over again when I get home?”
“Because in 2017 I got this sweet digital sword upgrade and America got Betsy DeVos. Also your voucher only covers the A & Bs. Everything else is an additional fee.”
I clicked and immediately got a “Injured Tom Brady” graphic. In real life I hate injuries, but digital Tom Brady can go down hard.
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It would be something akin to this Lou Reed song. Except with “Go Bears, except to the authorities!” still heard yelled every once in awhile out of reflex.
This is like that time I imagined dating Jennifer Aniston to differentiate myself from Brad Pitt. It worked. No one has ever mistaken me for him.
Carmelo after his trade to the Clippers: “Look at this video. You can pass man. I don’t know why you keep scoring when you can pass it to me.”
To be fair Goodell signed a non-disclosure agreement on political comments when Trump bought the rights to use his “Random & Divisive: How To Run Things The NFL Way” plan.
This is becoming a thing in all areas of life now. I know in academics it is becoming more common to say papers are or aren’t as valid because the authors used Ritalin or Provigil while working on it and a different group didn’t. In theory I think we need two tiers of everything; a drug free one and one where it is…
Awww. But I was looking forward to the dramatic Budweiser beavers pulling the beer wagon ad!
... and in business news Charles Barkley’s fecal delivery service faces financial difficulties after NBA stars cancel subscriptions.
Cleaning up puke as an adult is awful because you don’t have someone there to help. You have to make that choice between trying to clean it up while still sick, smelling it and possibly puking again, or letting whatever it landed on ferment in it until you are better.
Sean Spicer: “It’s good to see during Super Bowl week that Tom Brady has universal support for his early admiration of the President. Barry Petchesky at Deadspin wrote about his need to praise Brady after eating in an article titled “I’m fed. Up with Tom Brady.”
I now have an image of Jeff Van Gundy hanging onto Allen’s leg.