The Schröders are my neighbors. Dennis was always coming over saying “Hey Mr. Schrödinger!” He was the one who opened the box.

Trump has an alt-plan to bring hoods back.

The FLUTe.

He uncovered the corruption at FIFA via the secret spy method of Googling “FIFA + Corruption”.

Those are like a game of Clue or a cop procedural where they all could be the possible reasons. Keeping you guessing until the big reveal in Season 60 when the FBI files are un-redacted.

“So who do you think did it Horatio?”
“I don’t know yet, but the answer is going to be...” *puts on sunglasses* “...a knockout.”

I grant that, but that is still within the act of a normal celebration. Players pump their fists after baskets. But when a celebration is outside the norm you see Ts. This was outside the norm. The NBA statement said the same thing. He bypassed the closest ref and tossed it hence the T. It wasn’t that he was acting…

I don’t do it anymore, but it wasn’t horrible. There were moments though! I did a few JV games and I respect the coaching as well. It was a kind of symbiotic coach/ref “Now that is why you can’t do that” at that level more than attitude from the players. Except that one kid every team, JV and Varsity, has who just has…

That goes back to the degree of it. If you bump me going back to huddle after timeout I have to assess what went on. If you are running across the court to bench and I am coming out to confer and we brush no biggie. If you run across the full court opposite side and bump me though that is not a typical play and I am…

Yeah because he tossed it across the court and it made contact. Different situation, but counts just like if you intentionally throw ball at official in anger you can get one for that. It depends on the level as to T or ejection. If you haul back and throw it hard at my face you are gone, but if you react after play…

And this is why Mark Cuban still insists he isn’t a franchise player. A franchise player would have made that pass!

I think it is automatic one for physically contacting official even if no intent. On the player to make sure ball gets to officials hands. When a ref fumbles it, I.E. I am looking and you toss it but it goes high, no call, but tossing across court instead of giving to official right behind you is considered avoidable.…

I am not a big fan, but he seems more like collateral damage here to give new GM a blank slate to work with. I think he can get one more NFL HC shot, but most likely will have to go college or OC.

Luckily they weren’t playing Cal.

God help Justin if that results in any balls losing PSI at the stadium.

“Where the fuck are it’s legs?” is what my nephew asked about the snowman we made. I should have waited until he was older to start letting him read you Ashley.

I used to shoot like that too. Rise up strong then it all goes wrong. It was the ice in my veins making everything herky jerky. I got an antifreeze transfusion and now I shoot just as bad as anyone else at the gym.

Russia’s systematic cheating had only made international news because Rodchenkov had acted as a whistleblower.

That beard needs peroxide if you really want to be a true Guy Fieri Mac Santa.

Cocaine is a hell of a writing drug.

McAdoo could have conceivably been talking to Manning up to and throughout a handful of plays during the fourth quarter.