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This happened at my alma mater and all they did was have the players who were cursing on camera do a PSA that ran on the scoreboard before games about how we all have moments we want to act out, but take a second to think about those around who will hear it. I thought that was a totally just punishment that fit the

Even with my username I can’t fathom wanting to rub one out in a public stadium. To each their own, but time and place man, time and place.

If you having girl tripping problems I understand son, cuz 99 just late hit me straight into one.

You have lawyers. We have shotguns.... which we will use as material evidence of the businesses being different.









Alright stop, your ice ain’t glistening. Old arena got your fans eyes misting.
Yo you got a problem and I know how to solve it. Let’s flip this arena into something tight for Raleigh.


Great. Just after I got my permit for Jump & Pump: Trampoline and Skeet Park and had a commercial all lined up with NBA stars saying “Sometimes we jump, sometimes we pump and sometimes we do both at Jump & Pump!”

Exactly. It won’t happen. I was just saying that the only way it would make sense would be in that case. But he is too smart to spend his own money on a stadium.

The only way I would see this going over well is if Omaha resident Warren Buffet fully funded it. If that was the case I bet they could build one that would shame Jerry World and actually draw a team. But the reason he is Warren Buffet and still drives lives in his moderate house instead of a fancy mansion means he

I do realize what is being talked about here and what the stakes are. Hence the need to investigate and not jump on a bandwagon either way. I can, and do, investigate evidence without relying on the media at all. But when it is sealed no one, not the media, not me, not you, can look at it. So if you are making a total

I beg to differ. One of his shoes went very well by losing the color rush.

I would hope so, but they are prone to peer/public pressure just like everyone else. And being sports they have another pressure. Boosters. If one big booster wants something done now...

I am NOT saying that is the case here at all. I know nothing of this case except the media reports which paint both sides with tar

I got soap in my eyes from the shower. All the way in the living room.

I have gotten to the point where I withhold judgement immediately on these from being burned many times both ways. Thought Duke case was a slam dunk they were guilty and was wrong, thought Bill Cosby was innocent (years back when it was just one allegation and lots of people defending) and was wrong. Been right a few

Damn. Met him a few times when covering the Mavericks and can say he was a professional goofball. He had his schtick, but he was intense about hitting his marks and making sure he was right at the time allotment for his spots. Which is how he lasted so long on the big time coverage. It is fascinating to watch someone

I have been to nude beaches in Europe and know there are exceptions to this rule. And not mocking people’s looks, but more what strange tattoos get uncovered when someone has nothing on. Usually ones incorporating their genitalia or orifices.

“What the fuck do you want?”

“Existentially that is a very profound question. For the purposes of my call three words. Stadium tax refund.”

I love the attempting to provide part.

To: headfootballcoach@yahoo.com

Ranadivé had that look of “when is this over so I can call my hitman to off this guy” from the moment the handshake was declined until he gave that “you are going to die soon” smile at the end.

I dare say that the exclusion of the phenomenal linguisticitican Jar-Jar Binks borders on the absurdity perpetrated on the public by the cancellation of the great epic Alien Nation from which the national psyche has yet to recover.  

“How do we fix this?”

“I don’t know, but until then just apply a band-aid.”