Little known historical tidbit. The Catholic church invented the 33-yard kick to be used against accused heretic kickers during the Spanish Inquisition.

You, uh, forget someone in your video Mr. Burke?

Usually the Rams wait until kickoff to get trashed.

The Big 12 had two different coaches pick Prince. That means... nothing much, but kind of interesting in a “I’m killing time while avoiding work” kind of way.

Meanwhile in the Gotham City locker room...

Voltron assemble!

Petrino: “WTH! That isn’t what they were supposed to run!”

This is what I immediately pictured.

Bob Stoops is PISSED!

I asked him why he had his hand on his gun the man said it was police procedure. So I said really and he said no it’s my procedure

The they’re assholes no matter what part came from the admitting the coach covered it up and they knew it. The mocking of the timing was merely a cherry on top of the assumed asshole behavior. I didn’t mock their other press releases like “School of Education PH.D. Graduate Wins National Dissertation Award” because…

Q: What’s blue and red, but green all over?

A: The KU offense watching special teams highlights next week.

I would have sworn the first version said released today (maybe a draft written last night?), but it was released yesterday.

That makes it a traditional PR move. Late on Friday. I forgot the golden rule. Southern Baptists don’t believe in evolution.

They literally released it during a game so the fan base would be distracted. If they win they don’t want to kill the buzz with bad news and if they lose they don’t want to read more bad news.

They are the evolution of soulless P.R. I sadly see some places copying them in this way instead of in a “we shouldn’t have a…

I am watching less NFL this year than any time in my life and I thought it would be some article like this that made it happen. Bells, whistles and a conscious “That’s it!” Instead it is more akin to the frog boiling metaphor. Just slowly losing interest from a combination of the commercials, the pomp, the announcers,…

Ken Starr: “Improper contact with a recruit! That was a term I should have used in my interview that would have deflected the seriousness isn’t it?”

Cattle call audition for the next live action Jungle Book movie.

In a twist of life his manager stealing from him let me see him in concert. And he said it reinvigorated him as well. One of those awful things that ends up benefiting the victim more than the thief. And by proxy a lot of fans.

Building shaming is the same attitude that got Trump elected. All buildings are beautiful. Even this one.

The Panthers, who are 3-7, fired head coach Ron Turner after the fourth game of the season.