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The triangle of ineptitude. They are running it to perfection!

Greece: “We are furious. We burned down a referee’s house!”
American Tourist: “Oh yeah? We got upset and burned down our whole country!”

I met G.W. a few times (had an ex who was a neighbor with Laura’s parents and they would talk with all the neighbors when they would visit) and he was a very nice guy. I disliked his him as president, but I never thought he was actively vindictive or awful as a person and most people wouldn’t leave having a chat with

As a Texas Rangers fan I am both ashamed and glad my city wasn’t the one who funded it. While the current stadium does get ridiculously hot there are solutions that cost WAAAAAAAY less than an entirely new stadium. It is like killing a fly with a bomb instead of using a fly swatter. Yes the problem exists, but...

I made the journalists in my town a rope chair that they could sit in and rock from a branch while filing their stories. Curt Schilling chiming in positively leads me to believe I got the intended message from that shirt wrong...

I am short selling my Trump Trade (NYSE:UGH) stock anyway. I think the “Grab her by the pussy” T-shirts are a reactionary fad not a long term investment.

With the non-stop election cycle you will get a few weeks rest before it is back to the grind.

I’m wondering if Epstein had some of Babe Ruth’s remains exhumed for his consumption after the Red Sox’s 2004 World Series win.

That guy is promoting player safety!

If you picture that as an over-dramatic Reebok commercial, like the one they made for Derrick Rose, on the moment the Dallas brass learned Tony Romo’s back was broken again it is much less horrifying.

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This scene immediately came to mind. “You really knocked the crap out of that one.”

“He threw his towel at the official and the official showed him the showers.”

Donald Trump’s the Angry Orange Vengeance PAC has a sort of ring to it.

“The career of those in hell IS unemployment. And immigration. And Muslimism. Which is why on Tuesday you should ... gosh my hands aren’t small just ask the many, many women who think I am just great. And that is how America will be great again and why it doesn’t matter how Utah votes because Tuberville showed you the

They got swept up in the thrill of the fight. The perpetrators are survivors though so soon they will be rising up and back on the street because they did their time, took their chances.

I halfway expected to see Sidney Crosby had gotten another concussion and returned to the ice to find someone had cucked his starting spot.

What happens on Fridays? In 2016 Bill Simmons’ show was cancelled on a Friday. Amazing things happen on Fridays. The new NFL Friday game. What will happen this Friday?

Honestly I would love to see this car again if he lost. A Trump/Pence sponsored car in 2017 with Hillary as President would be something Trump might do that shows why I didn’t vote for him. “This is what you could have had America!”

Skip and Shannon break down the “head-to-head matchup” that occurred after David Ross’s HR. This is one (more) episode of Undisputed you will want to miss.

You knew that I knew that the NFL knew that I knew that you knew to ask the trainer who knew that Smith was in the middle of the protocol and not at the start or the end. Really, this is as simply as figuring out if it was a catch to someone of my brilliance.