Deadspin had the correct two headlines back-to-back to really emphasize both Draymond’s skillset and area of operations.

I wonder what the seven deadly sins that get you sent to basketball hell would be. Signing with Sacramento willingly is obviously a mortal sin, while Shaq-ting the fool is a venial one.

Football is family. And we the NFL see you fans as the cousin viewed as slow and we despise having to associate with, but we include because we are forced to by Aunt Economics.

He doesn’t believe in paranoia? Like it doesn’t exist for him at all? He is one of THEM isn’t he!!!

I traded Drew Peterson and Joran Van Der Sloot for Trump in my keeper Fantasy Sleaze League. I struck while they were hot, but I was playing the long game and knew it was a YUGE win for me. Just an amazing, amazing deal.

I think he is taking his plan of going as Eric Decker for Halloween to the extreme.

This is all a ploy to keep Fireman Ed around. Confuse him with the promise that maybe one of these guys works out.

Decker also had surgery on several additional areas which the Jets deemed “unnecessary.”

NFL investigating if Burfict active for game. “We know if he is listed as active, then something happened,” said NFL Director of Player Operations Troy Vincent, “and in fact we also look at sideline tape when he isn’t active as he instinctively will blindside a water carrying trainer or stomp on the leg of a…

*pulls out gun and shoots batter*

I remember when the telegraph used to land you a top player guaranteed.

“There are only a few schools who have teams in this new sport at this time STOP Join us or someone else STOP We all will get good players due to supply and demand STOP Also no rules so we will pay you STOP”

Those were the days.

I was on phone and had the backspace deleted whole word instead of just the typo at the end of the word. Should have been “didn’t understand the issue...”

Pete Carrol: “I didn’t the issue in what occurred or didn’t because the game ended correctly. In my understanding of football every game ends in a failed pass attempt.”

Case plays well, but can’t Keenum in the lead.

There are five versions of Chinese itself. Mandarin and Cantonese are the two main ones, but if you include regional it can be up to 200 versions. At some tournaments even intra-Chinese communication can be an issue. I know a lot of teams are taking the aviation rules of making English the standard game language. As…

I was a kid when his injury happened and it was shocking not just because of the nature of the injury, but this was the time of NFL Hits videos and Sportscenter “BOOM!” highlights so it seemed like they could take any kind of hit and be just fine to someone young.

I picture Bob Uecker calling that. “Juuuuust a bit outside.”

Ken Starr: “What I think about this float is...” *looks at publicist* “Is it ok if I have thoughts on this? It isn’t? End this? Ok.””...I have to end this post now unfortunately.”

I want to wear the “Full Docs or GTFO” shirt to my next medical appointment.

“Oh, you are a P.A.?” *points to shirt*

I don’t have to see a picture to know he is full of that! I just assume it and then work backwards. Saves me a lot of time.