“Does your Urias balk at inopportune times? Joe Theismann here for Super Beta Prostate.”

If Miko was to tweet on this, I imagine it would go something like this.

Context matters greatly. He is right saying something is beautiful isn’t bad. I think flowers, butterflies, waterfalls and a great many other things can be beautiful... without sexualizing them. But if I then follow that up with “I will be dating that flower when it blooms” you can rightly question my motives and…

He just struck me as someone who would actually stop and think “What will the guys think of me if I harassed her instead of her.” He wouldn’t think of it as harassment of course. To him it is just validation that they want him, which he already knew before even talking to them because they aren’t people, just an ego…

Oh I know. I totally think he did it. I think Trump gets off on getting any woman to say they would cheat on their husbands because he is that insecure and wants to know he is the best, just the greatest. Like you said it isn’t about the looks, but the power and control. But he also wants what in his mind is the…

I totally buy he said that to her, but of all the people out there who I would also buy a defense of “C’mon I am shallower than that!” Donald Trump is tops on that list. Sad when your “best” defense is I am so much more vacuous and superficial than even you critics give me credit for.

This thing corkscrews into the ground you say?

I know. Took a break from a coding project and threw out first thing that came to my tired mind. Kanye wouldn’t give me a nickel for it, much less a dollar.

Blackhawks player found shot to death after own goal. Chicago PD said they can’t know if it was like the situation similar to Andres Escobar in Columbia many years ago, or if it was just someone walking outside in Chicago in 2016.

Malcolm fucking Gladwell. Now there is an image. Frankie Muniz just threw up.

Stats vs style.

Jackson: “As long as he is just a consultant he can’t cause any harm. Just the other day I was telling the players the same thing about the video conference we had with defensive consultant Darren Sharper. I said ‘Guys, when he says lull them to sleep and then take it to them you only listen to the part when he is…

Odds were it was going to pass.

I can totally see the saint thing. He canonized the hell out of the first pitch he saw.

Donald Trump: “When I am president our Naval ships will sneak up on land based missiles and destroy them before they can be launched.”

The NFL is showing craven disregard for Cravens truth and are craving a way to paint themselves in a good light.

Derrick Rose then stunned the court with a rebuttal gotcha by saying “It couldn’t have been as physical as she described. If it was I would still be lying there. Ya’ll seen my game tapes right?”

“If you are in the UFC each Diaz brother is worth 75K if you throw water bottles at them” is going into my useless knowledge to bring up at random times file.

...didn’t need to be good at football for this to work. They just needed to be in the right place.