Dear Deadspin,

You can’t get tax reform in a strawberry-banana-kiwi flavor named Grove of Delight.

Exactly. I thought this was more along the lines of “All the beautiful women love me, especially the ones I deem a 10 and not ugly ones... also I definitely don’t have small hands” talk he spouts non-stop. That is crass. What he said here is abusive.

He took a hard hit on the reality of CTE.

I actually briefly thought Trump might have had mere“locker room” talk because the radio news just said Trump made comments which were construed as crass. Which he does everyday. I think people NEED to know what he said because I have a good imagination and just hearing crass comments with no details I severely…

“That was a bit much. It might even be considered a grope.”

Chad Kelly hooks up with High School kids on his bye week. Sounds about right.

Ummmm. I think the DC kids are just as capable of being smart as anyone. But the city council took all the funding for the schools and gave it to sports. No mention of JJ Watt at all in my comment. I was mocking the political priorities not the kids at all.

Hey. They didn’t just build a stadium. They in effect told a bunch of kids their only chance at a future was to become a professional sports athlete. No better incentive to go all in at sports than learning you won’t have a shot at an education.  

At the DWEP meeting.

“The campaign trail is a different animal than anything I’m ever familiar with.”

Sexual assault of a minor involving a Leak. It is R-Kelly all over again.

I always thought Home Alone II was a better comparison. Tim Curry as Goodell and McCaully Culkin as the NFL fans/Roger Goodell(he gets multiple roles just like he has claimed power over in real life). The Wet Bandits are The Patriots and Brady. Just two people trying to get ahead in this world and there is this…

So which of you was it eh?

Baylor Admin at performance review: “We’re Bears Patty. Bears. We spend our “summers” on the football field and what do we do in the Title IX “winters”? We hibernate. You are not hibernating.”

“I have a gift basket delivery for a Sandy Alderson.”

I will admit to goofing off in Pranceless 101. I was a freshman and didn’t realize that it was an integral lesson to learn in college, but watching this I now realize I squandered a whole semester.

Mic’ed up QB “Ok remember the song coach taught us! One little, two little three little Wolverines! Four little, five little, six little Wolverines! Seven little, eight little, nine little, ten little Wolverines! All lined up in a row!”

On the police scanner traffic they thought it might be terrorism initially too and they were on the scene. It is natural to think it when you hear mass casualty event on public transport. They figured out pretty quick it wasn’t, but even those there thought it as their first thought. So thinking that is normal, but…

When asked where Mr. Chicken was Williams replied he was across the road.